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I walked into Sainsbury's with a basket and there was a man standing by the door with his trolley. He was looking at me and suddenly asked "are you Turkish?" so I said "why, are you?" (he was obviously foreign) so he said "no i'm not Turkish but you are, aren't you?" I said that I was Spanish and he turned out to be from Egypt. Anyway, I decided to ignore him and carry on walking.
Later on while I was picking my groceries he approached me again (I suspect that he'd been looking for me) and started to ask me personal questions; where I lived, where I worked and so on. I could see where the conversation was going so I told him that I was about to move abroad with my husband. He took no notice at all and asked me if I belonged to any of the health clubs nearby so I said I didn't and he finally asked "would you like to go for a swim with me later?" I just couldn't stop laughing, this question was just soooooo odd! He didn't come across as dirty at all, there was something very candid about him. I just told him that I had to go and rush to the till. I am still thinking of it now, I just found the question hillarious! Go for a swim? with a stranger that has just approached you at the supermarket? yeah right that's what any woman would want to do on a first date? Is this a new chat up line?
Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile
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Later on while I was picking my groceries he approached me again (I suspect that he'd been looking for me) and started to ask me personal questions; where I lived, where I worked and so on. I could see where the conversation was going so I told him that I was about to move abroad with my husband. He took no notice at all and asked me if I belonged to any of the health clubs nearby so I said I didn't and he finally asked "would you like to go for a swim with me later?" I just couldn't stop laughing, this question was just soooooo odd! He didn't come across as dirty at all, there was something very candid about him. I just told him that I had to go and rush to the till. I am still thinking of it now, I just found the question hillarious! Go for a swim? with a stranger that has just approached you at the supermarket? yeah right that's what any woman would want to do on a first date? Is this a new chat up line?
Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile
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Originally Posted by anabella
I walked into Sainsbury's with a basket and there was a man standing by the door with his trolley. He was looking at me and suddenly asked "are you Turkish?" so I said "why, are you?" (he was obviously foreign) so he said "no i'm not Turkish but you are, aren't you?" I said that I was Spanish and he turned out to be from Egypt. Anyway, I decided to ignore him and carry on walking.
Later on while I was picking my groceries he approached me again (I suspect that he'd been looking for me) and started to ask me personal questions; where I lived, where I worked and so on. I could see where the conversation was going so I told him that I was about to move abroad with my husband. He took no notice at all and asked me if I belonged to any of the health clubs nearby so I said I didn't and he finally asked "would you like to go for a swim with me later?" I just couldn't stop laughing, this question was just soooooo odd! He didn't come across as dirty at all, there was something very candid about him. I just told him that I had to go and rush to the till. I am still thinking of it now, I just found the question hillarious! Go for a swim? with a stranger that has just approached you at the supermarket? yeah right that's what any woman would want to do on a first date? Is this a new chat up line?
Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile
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Anabella
Later on while I was picking my groceries he approached me again (I suspect that he'd been looking for me) and started to ask me personal questions; where I lived, where I worked and so on. I could see where the conversation was going so I told him that I was about to move abroad with my husband. He took no notice at all and asked me if I belonged to any of the health clubs nearby so I said I didn't and he finally asked "would you like to go for a swim with me later?" I just couldn't stop laughing, this question was just soooooo odd! He didn't come across as dirty at all, there was something very candid about him. I just told him that I had to go and rush to the till. I am still thinking of it now, I just found the question hillarious! Go for a swim? with a stranger that has just approached you at the supermarket? yeah right that's what any woman would want to do on a first date? Is this a new chat up line?
Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile
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omg dunno about a chat up line think i'd have reported him to the store manager...he may have had more sinister plans than just a swim :scared:
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omg dunno about a chat up line think i'd have reported him to the store manager...he may have had more sinister plans than just a swim :scared:
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So are you telling me that the reason my wife always carries her bikini in her handbag is on the offchance of being propositioned by a dodgy Egyptian in the frozen chicken aisle...? Surely that could be construed grounds for divorce
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So are you telling me that the reason my wife always carries her bikini in her handbag is on the offchance of being propositioned by a dodgy Egyptian in the frozen chicken aisle...? Surely that could be construed grounds for divorce ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by anabella
I walked into Sainsbury's with a basket and there was a man standing by the door with his trolley. He was looking at me and suddenly asked "are you Turkish?" so I said "why, are you?" (he was obviously foreign) so he said "no i'm not Turkish but you are, aren't you?" I said that I was Spanish and he turned out to be from Egypt. Anyway, I decided to ignore him and carry on walking.
Later on while I was picking my groceries he approached me again (I suspect that he'd been looking for me) and started to ask me personal questions; where I lived, where I worked and so on. I could see where the conversation was going so I told him that I was about to move abroad with my husband. He took no notice at all and asked me if I belonged to any of the health clubs nearby so I said I didn't and he finally asked "would you like to go for a swim with me later?" I just couldn't stop laughing, this question was just soooooo odd! He didn't come across as dirty at all, there was something very candid about him. I just told him that I had to go and rush to the till. I am still thinking of it now, I just found the question hillarious! Go for a swim? with a stranger that has just approached you at the supermarket? yeah right that's what any woman would want to do on a first date? Is this a new chat up line?
Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile
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Anabella
Later on while I was picking my groceries he approached me again (I suspect that he'd been looking for me) and started to ask me personal questions; where I lived, where I worked and so on. I could see where the conversation was going so I told him that I was about to move abroad with my husband. He took no notice at all and asked me if I belonged to any of the health clubs nearby so I said I didn't and he finally asked "would you like to go for a swim with me later?" I just couldn't stop laughing, this question was just soooooo odd! He didn't come across as dirty at all, there was something very candid about him. I just told him that I had to go and rush to the till. I am still thinking of it now, I just found the question hillarious! Go for a swim? with a stranger that has just approached you at the supermarket? yeah right that's what any woman would want to do on a first date? Is this a new chat up line?
Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile
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I was telling the girls at work and about 3 weeks later the Human Resource manager said to me that her girl friend also got picked up by the same smooth talking Matt outside the store, I guess he was playing Russian Roulette sooner or later a yes.............Bummer and I thought I was the only one lol
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Sainsburys in Solihull? I used to do my shopping at the Poplar Way one ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
May I suggest Tescos in Monkspath, theres no weirdo's in there, just my dad :P
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May I suggest Tescos in Monkspath, theres no weirdo's in there, just my dad :P
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Sainsburys in Solihull? I used to do my shopping at the Poplar Way one ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
May I suggest Tescos in Monkspath, theres no weirdo's in there, just my dad :P
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May I suggest Tescos in Monkspath, theres no weirdo's in there, just my dad :P
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That gave me a laugh Annabella, i have never heard of that one! ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Originally Posted by anabella
I walked into Sainsbury's with a basket and there was a man standing by the door with his trolley. He was looking at me and suddenly asked "are you Turkish?" so I said "why, are you?" (he was obviously foreign) so he said "no i'm not Turkish but you are, aren't you?" I said that I was Spanish and he turned out to be from Egypt. Anyway, I decided to ignore him and carry on walking.
Later on while I was picking my groceries he approached me again (I suspect that he'd been looking for me) and started to ask me personal questions; where I lived, where I worked and so on. I could see where the conversation was going so I told him that I was about to move abroad with my husband. He took no notice at all and asked me if I belonged to any of the health clubs nearby so I said I didn't and he finally asked "would you like to go for a swim with me later?" I just couldn't stop laughing, this question was just soooooo odd! He didn't come across as dirty at all, there was something very candid about him. I just told him that I had to go and rush to the till. I am still thinking of it now, I just found the question hillarious! Go for a swim? with a stranger that has just approached you at the supermarket? yeah right that's what any woman would want to do on a first date? Is this a new chat up line?
Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile
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Anabella
Later on while I was picking my groceries he approached me again (I suspect that he'd been looking for me) and started to ask me personal questions; where I lived, where I worked and so on. I could see where the conversation was going so I told him that I was about to move abroad with my husband. He took no notice at all and asked me if I belonged to any of the health clubs nearby so I said I didn't and he finally asked "would you like to go for a swim with me later?" I just couldn't stop laughing, this question was just soooooo odd! He didn't come across as dirty at all, there was something very candid about him. I just told him that I had to go and rush to the till. I am still thinking of it now, I just found the question hillarious! Go for a swim? with a stranger that has just approached you at the supermarket? yeah right that's what any woman would want to do on a first date? Is this a new chat up line?
Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile
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Originally Posted by anabella
I walked into Sainsbury's with a basket and there was a man standing by the door with his trolley. He was looking at me and suddenly asked "are you Turkish?" so I said "why, are you?" (he was obviously foreign) so he said "no i'm not Turkish but you are, aren't you?" I said that I was Spanish and he turned out to be from Egypt. Anyway, I decided to ignore him and carry on walking.
Later on while I was picking my groceries he approached me again (I suspect that he'd been looking for me) and started to ask me personal questions; where I lived, where I worked and so on. I could see where the conversation was going so I told him that I was about to move abroad with my husband. He took no notice at all and asked me if I belonged to any of the health clubs nearby so I said I didn't and he finally asked "would you like to go for a swim with me later?" I just couldn't stop laughing, this question was just soooooo odd! He didn't come across as dirty at all, there was something very candid about him. I just told him that I had to go and rush to the till. I am still thinking of it now, I just found the question hillarious! Go for a swim? with a stranger that has just approached you at the supermarket? yeah right that's what any woman would want to do on a first date? Is this a new chat up line?
Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile
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Anabella
Later on while I was picking my groceries he approached me again (I suspect that he'd been looking for me) and started to ask me personal questions; where I lived, where I worked and so on. I could see where the conversation was going so I told him that I was about to move abroad with my husband. He took no notice at all and asked me if I belonged to any of the health clubs nearby so I said I didn't and he finally asked "would you like to go for a swim with me later?" I just couldn't stop laughing, this question was just soooooo odd! He didn't come across as dirty at all, there was something very candid about him. I just told him that I had to go and rush to the till. I am still thinking of it now, I just found the question hillarious! Go for a swim? with a stranger that has just approached you at the supermarket? yeah right that's what any woman would want to do on a first date? Is this a new chat up line?
Anyway I just thought I'd share this story with you guys, hopefully it'll bring a smile to your face if nothing else. Or maybe you have some story to tell that will make us all smile
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Are you sure it wasn't Ray? He does a nifty line in swimming lessons. Did the bloke in the supermarket want anything cooked in exchange?
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