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another bloody yank Jul 14th 2009 2:49 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 7751683)
that sounds like some sort of a kinky code. :blink:

It's a local come on line.

another bloody yank Jul 14th 2009 2:56 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by sambapink (Post 7751688)
Try it and report back - graphically :)

It would probably involve water shooting out of my nose at high velocity.

I could probably set up franchises for it out in SoCal. Call it "Atomic Colonic" and cater to the rich, famous and mentally ill.

sambapink Jul 14th 2009 3:01 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7751714)
It would probably involve water shooting out of my nose at high velocity.

I could probably set up franchises for it out in SoCal. Call it "Atomic Colonic" and cater to the rich, famous and mentally ill.

Yeah, no doubt they'd love it here :rolleyes:

cindyabs Jul 14th 2009 3:14 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7751694)
It's a local come on line.

thank God the local wildlife can't read.

sambapink Jul 14th 2009 3:14 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 7751771)
thank God the local wildlife can't read.

:lol:

another bloody yank Jul 14th 2009 3:21 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 7751771)
thank God the local wildlife can't read.

I know!:ohmy:

Or did you mean the 4 legged animals?

cindyabs Jul 14th 2009 3:25 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7751790)
I know!:ohmy:

Or did you mean the 4 legged animals?

both.

cpe111 Jul 14th 2009 3:56 am

Re: Different Words
 
Just found this thread ... well, shortly after we moved here my wife was taken to one side whilst waiting outside school for my son by his 3rd grade teacher and asked if we could stop him saying "Please miss, can I borrow your rubber" !!!!

cindyabs Jul 14th 2009 4:34 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by cpe111 (Post 7751928)
Just found this thread ... well, shortly after we moved here my wife was taken to one side whilst waiting outside school for my son by his 3rd grade teacher and asked if we could stop him saying "Please miss, can I borrow your rubber" !!!!

Was it because he was saying can instead of may?

meauxna Jul 14th 2009 4:41 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7751714)
It would probably involve water shooting out of my nose at high velocity.

I could probably set up franchises for it out in SoCal. Call it "Atomic Colonic" and cater to the rich, famous and mentally ill.

:lol::lol:
I can't believe no one else googled this?!

How to use a bidet


short & hilarious; even better if you understand Spanish,

another bloody yank Jul 14th 2009 4:49 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by meauxna (Post 7752108)
:lol::lol:
I can't believe no one else googled this?!

How to use a bidet


short & hilarious; even better if you understand Spanish,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8cunTYbi9yM

This all seems like a gigantic PITA.


"Some bidets do not have jets, but instead simply have a faucet that fills the basin, as you would fill a sink basin"

So then what? You sit your ass in there and swish it around?

Englishtart Jul 14th 2009 4:50 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by meauxna (Post 7752108)
:lol::lol:
I can't believe no one else googled this?!

How to use a bidet


short & hilarious; even better if you understand Spanish,
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8cunTYbi9yM


I was waiting for it!! not as 'explicit' as I expected the first 'demonstration' to be, but perfectly adequate! :rofl:

still waiting for the youtube one! :ohmy::D

Englishtart Jul 14th 2009 4:51 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7752138)
This all seems like a gigantic PITA.


"Some bidets do not have jets, but instead simply have a faucet that fills the basin, as you would fill a sink basin"

So then what? You sit your ass in there and swish it around?


I blame the french!! :sneaky:

Bluegrass Lass Jul 14th 2009 4:56 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7752138)
This all seems like a gigantic PITA.


"Some bidets do not have jets, but instead simply have a faucet that fills the basin, as you would fill a sink basin"

So then what? You sit your ass in there and swish it around?

Damn you! I just spit my pizza on my keyboard! :rofl::rofl:

meauxna Jul 14th 2009 5:00 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 7752145)
I was waiting for it!! not as 'explicit' as I expected the first 'demonstration' to be, but perfectly adequate! :rofl:

still waiting for the youtube one! :ohmy::D

lol, there are other bidet videos but I just liked that guy! And the butt scrubbing motion he had to show the camera! :lol:


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