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meauxna Jul 14th 2009 5:02 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7752138)
This all seems like a gigantic PITA.


"Some bidets do not have jets, but instead simply have a faucet that fills the basin, as you would fill a sink basin"

So then what? You sit your ass in there and swish it around?

Once you get this mastered, we're moving on to Indonesian 'toilets' so pay attention now!

surly Jul 14th 2009 5:57 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7751664)
;)


I've worked customer service/retail, I know where she's coming from. When it gets that bad, you have to take a step back and breathe a little.

Try working in construction. Retail's a piece of cake.

cindyabs Jul 14th 2009 6:13 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by surly (Post 7752355)
Try working in construction. Retail's a piece of cake.

Yeah, someone pisses you off, you just accidentally drop your hammer on their foot, or swing around when you're carrying a 2 X 4 and say" I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch what you said," and while doing this neatly catching them upside the head.

surly Jul 14th 2009 6:23 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by cindyabs (Post 7752395)
Yeah, someone pisses you off, you just accidentally drop your hammer on their foot, or swing around when you're carrying a 2 X 4 and say" I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch what you said," and while doing this neatly catching them upside the head.

No I usually just punch them in the mouth. :)

Sally Redux Jul 14th 2009 6:27 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7752138)
This all seems like a gigantic PITA.


"Some bidets do not have jets, but instead simply have a faucet that fills the basin, as you would fill a sink basin"

So then what? You sit your ass in there and swish it around?

Surely the concept of washing your butt in a bowl isn't that difficult?

meauxna Jul 14th 2009 6:27 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by surly (Post 7752423)
No I usually just punch them in the mouth. :)

That would make retail a LOT more fun.....

surly Jul 14th 2009 6:37 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by meauxna (Post 7752439)
That would make retail a LOT more fun.....

My wife worked in retail, people commented on her accent all the time, she used it as a plus rather than a negative.
She was on commission and people would come and ask for the English girl.
I think most people commenting on ones accent are just being friendly, I don't understand why it should bother anyone.

another bloody yank Jul 14th 2009 6:43 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 7752438)
Surely the concept of washing your butt in a bowl isn't that difficult?

Of course not. It's the single most natural thing in the world. In fact, I'm adopting the practice as soon as I get home. We don't have a bidet due to some unfortunate and inexplicable oversight on our builder's part, but I reckon with a little effort I could utilize the Jaccuzzi tub as a reasonable facsimilie.

Sally Redux Jul 14th 2009 7:42 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by another bloody yank (Post 7752488)
Of course not. It's the single most natural thing in the world. In fact, I'm adopting the practice as soon as I get home. We don't have a bidet due to some unfortunate and inexplicable oversight on our builder's part, but I reckon with a little effort I could utilize the Jaccuzzi tub as a reasonable facsimilie.

Now you've ruined the 'mountain man' image :lol:

cindyabs Jul 14th 2009 9:14 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by Sally Redux (Post 7752633)
Now you've ruined the 'mountain man' image :lol:

God Bless Mrs ABY is all I'm sayin' :blink:

Nits22 Jul 15th 2009 9:00 am

Re: Different Words
 
Hi there, I'm new here.

Your posts about bidets were the best. I come from Argentina, where every single bathroom in every single house (no matter how rich or poor) has a bidet. The comment asking if bidets come with pictures showing how to use them made me laugh out loud.
The idea is that you use both toilet paper and then you move to the bidet and use the towel afterwards.

As for people constantly asking you where you are from, it gets annoying. At least Americans know where England is... Argentina is a whole different matter. They ask me if we eat Mexican food... I'm like... Argentina is the last country before the South pole... far far far away from mexico...

But I do love the cultural differences.
Like the first time I came to Vermont, I asked where I could go for waxing (In Buenos Aires, you can get your whole body waxed for like $10) and they look at me like I was crazy. So then I tried to buy and electric hair remover only to find that noone had any idea what i was talking about.

It also took me a while to figure out how to work the shower faucet (the whole only one faucet that has to be pulled out to make water come out) and I clearly remember trying to light the burner on the stove with a match until I realized it was electric.

Cup holders and to-go coffee are another big difference, haha.

Englishtart Jul 15th 2009 9:09 am

Re: Different Words
 
Welcome to BE you 'Nits' :D

chartreuse Jul 15th 2009 9:29 am

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by Nits22 (Post 7755938)
At least Americans know where England is... Argentina is a whole different matter.

Welcome to BE. Our US brethren may not know where Argentina is, but a lot of them sure do like your firearms. Bersa is a very popular brand here. :)

Nits22 Jul 15th 2009 10:41 am

Re: Different Words
 
hahaha here I was, complaining no-one knows about Argentina and I had no idea that we even made firearms XD (XD = LOL... just in case it's one of those cultural differences).

Thanks for all the welcomes :D
Anyone from Vermont?

And I hope I didn't offend anyone with my comment :$ Besides the lack of knowledge when it comes to Argentine cuisine =P, all the Americans I've met are always super interested in your culture. They always want to know how things work in your country. I find that very nice.

cindyabs Jul 15th 2009 1:47 pm

Re: Different Words
 

Originally Posted by Nits22 (Post 7755938)
Hi there, I'm new here.

Your posts about bidets were the best. I come from Argentina, where every single bathroom in every single house (no matter how rich or poor) has a bidet. The comment asking if bidets come with pictures showing how to use them made me laugh out loud.
The idea is that you use both toilet paper and then you move to the bidet and use the towel afterwards.

As for people constantly asking you where you are from, it gets annoying. At least Americans know where England is... Argentina is a whole different matter. They ask me if we eat Mexican food... I'm like... Argentina is the last country before the South pole... far far far away from mexico...

But I do love the cultural differences.
Like the first time I came to Vermont, I asked where I could go for waxing (In Buenos Aires, you can get your whole body waxed for like $10) and they look at me like I was crazy. So then I tried to buy and electric hair remover only to find that noone had any idea what i was talking about.

It also took me a while to figure out how to work the shower faucet (the whole only one faucet that has to be pulled out to make water come out) and I clearly remember trying to light the burner on the stove with a match until I realized it was electric.

Cup holders and to-go coffee are another big difference, haha.

They leave the hair on in Vermont, helps keep you warm in the winter, ;)


Welcome, :)


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