What a Joke!
Oct 22nd 2005, 1:13 pm
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What a Joke!
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, .... "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom .Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire.
We are going from car to car to take up a collection.
" The driver asks,
"How much is everyone giving on average?"
The gentleman replies,
"About a gallon."
Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, .... "What happened?"
"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom .Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire.
We are going from car to car to take up a collection.
" The driver asks,
"How much is everyone giving on average?"
The gentleman replies,
"About a gallon."
Oct 22nd 2005, 1:37 pm
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Re: What a Joke!
Oct 22nd 2005, 3:26 pm
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Re: What a Joke!
Originally Posted by Rumble Tumble
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