Ray

Will any of you rich bastards mail me one of these ..

My birthday soiree is next month and I really want to piss off a few
of those Americans attending ....

I will pay you eventually .... but don't hold your breath ...

Fairydust

Oooooh can just see you in that Ray

Hubby flying to New York at the end of the month - could mail it from there - just the head gear or the whole kit and kaboodle

Ray

Oh!! the whole lot may be too much ..I can see the MIL having a heart attack ... mmmmmmmm! there's a though!!!

No !! just the scarf thing and the egal thingy an adjustable one ..(I think it called that) ...got to arrive by 23 April ...

Blue Cat

postal system here is shite, my sister in law is in houston, i sent her an invite to my daughters christening and it took her three months to get it.

Ray

And I bet the bastards in the post office don't speak English either..

Issie

Have you tried Ebay

Fairydust

As I said can be posted in NY on 29th March so if you want me to send me a PM

Ray

Address is on the way ...
and as a thank you ..you get my BE protection service
If anybody get lippy to you on-line...
We can dissapear them .... lol

Fairydust

Hey thats a good deal Promise you will post a photo of you wearing it though

MataHari

Shall I put in that underwear you asked me for last week....

Ray

Oh yes of course ... I will be wearing just that ......
should keep you laughing for months ....

Ray

Well !! ok .. the last lot you sent had been washed though ......
my customers didn't like that .....

Elvira

Don't you have any 'ethnic' stores in your neck of the woods?

Ray

Well sort of .. If anybody want a KKK outfit... no problem !!!!!
This is redneck county ....

Confucius

Hmmm,not the sharpest tool in the box????