Originally Posted by DubaiExpat

I have just dispatched the 3rd and final part in my mini memoir titled "Sophie's Story"

Originally Posted by Crying Freeman

It didn't help me reading it in the net cafe surrounded by gorgeous emirates girls, got up and nearly poked someone's eye out!!

Originally Posted by Private Message from Forum Member Who Shall Not Be Named

Bravo!!!!!

I have now got a frustrating hard erection.!

Originally Posted by Malteser

L O L that thick ha.............

Originally Posted by Jammy Dodgers

Hey.......who's hand is that on my *&*% !!!?

Originally Posted by Samireh

Oooh someone doesn't like me. sorry Novita.

Originally Posted by Novita77

Noooo .... don't say that Sami. I do like u (now me giving u a hug), I am just still in the learning curve learning sarcasm from the brit on this board.

Originally Posted by Jellybean

I am married to 10 very rich arabs, I muck out camels all day, which is why I have worms. I have 20 children all from natural childbirth and am severely incontinent. I have no teeth left due to a calcium deficiency due to all the breast feeding.....which has left my boobs way down by my ankles

Originally Posted by DubaiExpat

For those of you that can't catch up with the rapid rate of this forum, here are some highlights, to save you haven't to go through pages and pages of posts.

Perhaps the greatest event of the day, if I may say so myself :p was the release of the third and final part of my trilogy, "Sophie's Story"



So far, audiences have responded enthusiasticly to Part 3...





Meanwhile, relative newcomer Malteser has quickly established a presence on these forums in a short amount of time when she commented on Jammy Dodgers' penis being as big as a big can of Pringles.


I hear the Fairmont Hotel might have available rooms around this time Malt, they accomodate Pringles of all sizes :p


New member Samireh tried to steer the forum in a more serious direction today, with a thread dedicated to Politics, Religion and World Affairs. However, this thread was destined to go offtopic, sharpish...



Novita's go at sarcasm today seemed to go horrible wrong...




Jellybean decided today to reveal the truth about herself...





That is all for now for today's updates!! This is Sophie from the news headline :p

Originally Posted by novita77

Sophie, thanks for ur news up date. Great ... I don't hv to vegetate on the computer desk everyday now... :D

And thanks for part 3... :D

Originally Posted by Malteser

PMSL....................i cant stop laughing here hahahahaha

Originally Posted by novita77

Still in the laptop eh??? :D What Mr.Malt doing ???

Originally Posted by Jellybean

Hillleeeeeeeww gals :D

Originally Posted by Jellybean

Hillleeeeeeeww gals :D

Originally Posted by Malteser

DE is going to get me a bad reputation now lol.......................it was a misunderstanding mistake.........honest!!!!

Originally Posted by novita77

Hi JB !!!!!!!!!!! :D

Originally Posted by novita77

Hi JB !!!!!!!!!!! :D

Originally Posted by Jellybean

wot u girls doing up so late, don't u need beauty sleep :D

Originally Posted by novita77

try hard to take my finger out from the keyboard!!! :scared:

Originally Posted by Malteser

OMG I keep reading over and over and laughing hard hahaha.

U r v good at writing Sophie, u should do it for a living. Much better than some thrashy authors...