Has anyone ever eaten one?

Can it do internal damage, or will it just pass through the body?

please elaborate!!!

His wife got a hold of his mobile, and wanted to know who the brassy buxom bird was - it was OK though cos she was a muslim and went out on the piss with her saggy tits hanging out.

So he ate the card rather than show weakness

really!!!

Not sure? wouldn't want to have to pass it out personally ...Sharp corners!

You are not alone though! Alfred Sirven (disgraced general affairs director of Elf-Aquitaine...worlds most wanted fugitive) swallowed a sim card.
He is dead now!

Also loads of dogs eat sim cards all the time.

PMSL.......Not sure, but you won the bet!

Cheers for a MOST amusing evening!!!!!!!!!!!

Will have to do it again!!

Aye, but still in recovery mode at moment. Not as young as I used to be.

Not sure .. but I was wondering the same about X-box. I have been out for 4 hrs only to come home to find 'him in doors' still glued to it!!

your lucky he doesn't play golf

at least the golf balls would be easy to swallow

the clubs are handy for head bashing as well

hee hee

the mind boggles...

MM, xx

You will still be able to make or receive calls,but there is a conundrum;when you do get a call,where will the ringing sound come from???

It's often been said I talk out of my ar5e.