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Old Nov 22nd 2007, 7:08 am
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Caption competition anyone?
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Old Nov 22nd 2007, 7:20 am
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"so thats the stupid wankers that kept me waiting at the greens for an hour the other day.....****ing pillocks."



the front of that jag was an absolute mess and god alone knows how the idiot managed to do that
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Default Re: Quality Driving in Dubai

Originally Posted by andrewpops
Caption competition anyone?
"when you said i'm going to hit you from behind, this isn't what i had in mind"

"dubai solves parking crisis"

"middle eastern car pooling"
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Old Nov 22nd 2007, 8:21 am
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"but they told me I would be able to see out ok with my 99.9% tint"
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Old Nov 22nd 2007, 9:16 am
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Eeeeerrrr, have you seen a Big White 4x4 sir ???
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Originally Posted by andrewpops
Caption competition anyone?
"Hmmmmm...... well, your emergency stop could be a little better, but now let's try reversing.........."
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Old Nov 22nd 2007, 10:59 am
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Errrr - the police were on their way, but guess what happened.........
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"So Mr Expat it was clearly your fault that this nice local woman ran into the back of your car. Here is the red slip"
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Originally Posted by andrewpops
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'' I can see clearly now the fog has gone''
''I can see all obstacles in my waaaaayyyyy''
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Originally Posted by IndieGirl
Errrr - the police were on their way, but guess what happened.........
"Sorry, Sarge, but when you said 'Ditch The Car' I thought you meant.........."
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Originally Posted by The Dean
"Sorry, Sarge, but when you said 'Ditch The Car' I thought you meant.........."
thank heavens it wasn't the police 4x4 on top of the jaguar.....
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Default Re: Quality Driving in Dubai

Originally Posted by andrewpops
Caption competition anyone?
Ok, my fault. Fancy a shag?
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"Oh crap, I'm going to have to do my lipstick all over again"
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Ok, my fault. Fancy a shag?
Looks like he already mounted....
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Looks like he already mounted....
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