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Wish i could get stoned mid afternoon, i am on my 5th :beer: but the night is young and its the Gooners against Scum tonight so i will have my Dinner served to me in the living room, White wine and quiet while i watch the match. Then i will wake up and realise lifes not like that
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Originally Posted by johnbuoy
Wish i could get stoned mid afternoon, i am on my 5th :beer: but the night is young and its the Gooners against Scum tonight so i will have my Dinner served to me in the living room, White wine and quiet while i watch the match. Then i will wake up and realise lifes not like that
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Originally Posted by johnbuoy
Wish i could get stoned mid afternoon, i am on my 5th :beer: but the night is young and its the Gooners against Scum tonight so i will have my Dinner served to me in the living room, White wine and quiet while i watch the match. Then i will wake up and realise lifes not like that
Can't successfully predict outcome of this one!!!!!!!!!! :p |
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That's right Hen, you're a Woman and get it ready for your man whan he come in!!!
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Originally Posted by Frans Wind
Dinner served? Have to cook my own....
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Too early to go onto Wine, i am happy at the moment and i am having a nice Fish Supper tonight so i have to stay sober
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Originally Posted by Frans Wind
Oooo dear, I was afraid that was coming. Now how do I explain to a Lady what the Banana Bar is all about? I'll try it Saudi Style okay? Imagine a guy in the Saudi Dessert for 6 to 12 months. Looking at those Black Pinquins called females? Well... Then the Banana Bar is male paradise. Just made a few "wee" mistakes there.
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Originally Posted by Frans Wind
I made a bet with one of those fantastic looking females on how far she could "shoot" a banana. If she won? € 500,= If she lost? A bottle of Champagne but without glasses if you get my drift?
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Where did everyone go?
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Brings a new meaning to the song
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o Daylight come and he wan' go home Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o Daylight come and he wan' go home Work all night on a drink a'rum Daylight come and he wan' go home Stack banana till thee morning come Daylight come and he wan' go home Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana Daylight come and he wan' go home Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana Daylight come and he wan' go home It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH! Daylight come and he wan' go home Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH! Daylight come and he wan' go home Day, he say day-ay-ay-o Daylight come and he wan' go home Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day Daylight come and he wan' go home A beautiful bunch a'ripe banana Daylight come and he wan' go home Hide thee deadly black tarantula Daylight come and he wan' go home It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH! Daylight come and he wan' go home Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH! Daylight come and he wan' go home Day, he say day-ay-ay-o Daylight come and he wan' go home Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day Daylight come and he wan' go home Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana Daylight come and he wan' go home Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana Daylight come and he wan' go home Day-o, day-ay-ay-o Daylight come and he wan' go home Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o Daylight come and he wan' go home |
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Originally Posted by Frans Wind
Where did everyone go?
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Originally Posted by johnbuoy
Brings a new meaning to the song
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o Daylight come and he wan' go home Day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day, he say day-ay-ay-o Daylight come and he wan' go home |
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[QUOTE=johnbuoy]Brings a new meaning to the song
Either you've been to the Banana Bar, or... badly need to go there. You can see God's one and only mistake. He made the women far to beautifull. A real (female) butt and leg man myself. |
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Okay, the cannabis levels are starting to drop. Here's a good one I bumped into on the internet resently.
" A man is as old as he feels, a women as old as she looks..." Not true!!! My ex? Hade to show me her passport before I beleaved her. And yes, my male ego has no problem admitting that you only miss the "good thing" once it's gone. And places like the Banana Club? Really aren't a substitute. |
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Originally Posted by Covenant
Unfortunately, I'm in the UK.
What I have found is that in many third world countries, most of the hired help take advantage of employers with Western sensibilities. It is often hard for people from abroad to understand the way that employers treat their staff, but trust me it is necessary. You need to keep a reserve, and stipulate exactly what you require from your staff, don't give any quarter, and if they start taking advantage such as eating all the food, making phone calls etc, make sure that they are aware that you will deduct it from their wages. My apologies if this seems harsh to anyone reading this, but you have to understand that this is wht is expected, and your employees will not respect you otherwise. My sister, raised in the UK, went to live in India when her husband got a job there, and for a year she suffered at the hands of numerous staff who took advantage of her generous and gentle nature, she soon got clued up. |
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