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Old May 10th 2010, 11:20 pm
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I start my new job in Dubai next week and i'm looking forward a fresh start in a new world. I attended a party in my honor earlier this evening where I broke it off with my girlfriend of 6 years, told my friends that this may be the last time they ever see me, told my old boss to F-off and requested going away forever presents from a few of the office girls.. I got a few smiles so we will see where that goes. I gave my car to my brother, I brought the dog to the pound, I killed my fish and gave away everything that wouldn't fit in my suitcase. I'm making a clean break and i'm not looking back.

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Old May 11th 2010, 1:57 am
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Originally Posted by Pet Stain
I start my new job in Dubai next week and i'm looking forward a fresh start in a new world. I attended a party in my honor earlier this evening where I broke it off with my girlfriend of 6 years, told my friends that this may be the last time they ever see me, told my old boss to F-off and requested going away forever presents from a few of the office girls.. I got a few smiles so we will see where that goes. I gave my car to my brother, I brought the dog to the pound, I killed my fish and gave away everything that wouldn't fit in my suitcase. I'm making a clean break and i'm not looking back.

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well at least you didn't burn your bridges for when it goes wrong.
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Old May 11th 2010, 3:43 am
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I start my new job in Dubai next week and i'm looking forward a fresh start in a new world. I attended a party in my honor earlier this evening where I broke it off with my girlfriend of 6 years, told my friends that this may be the last time they ever see me, told my old boss to F-off and requested going away forever presents from a few of the office girls.. I got a few smiles so we will see where that goes. I gave my car to my brother, I brought the dog to the pound, I killed my fish and gave away everything that wouldn't fit in my suitcase. I'm making a clean break and i'm not looking back.

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If you're really planning on going away forever, you should have killed your brother and given away your fish............
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Old May 11th 2010, 3:58 am
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Originally Posted by Pet Stain
I start my new job in Dubai next week and i'm looking forward a fresh start in a new world. I attended a party in my honor earlier this evening where I broke it off with my girlfriend of 6 years, told my friends that this may be the last time they ever see me, told my old boss to F-off and requested going away forever presents from a few of the office girls.. I got a few smiles so we will see where that goes. I gave my car to my brother, I brought the dog to the pound, I killed my fish and gave away everything that wouldn't fit in my suitcase. I'm making a clean break and i'm not looking back.

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you sound like a bit of a bullshitter to me...welcome to BE
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Thanks

My Mail box was full of utility bills this morning. They went straight in the trash. Good luck collecting on those
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Thanks

My Mail box was full of utility bills this morning. They went straight in the trash. Good luck collecting on those
Well lets hope things don't go wrong here and you have to return to the UK.
Don't even think about building debts here and doing a runner...a lot of people are languishing in prison for bounced cheques etc.
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My Mail box was full of utility bills this morning. They went straight in the trash. Good luck collecting on those
You will fit in very well in Dubai!
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Welcome! Bit of an all or nothing type then are we!

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Old May 11th 2010, 7:33 am
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Welcome! Bit of an all or nothing type then are we!

more of a nothing type seeing as he's banned...
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banned already- how come?
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He sounds like the sort of chavish idiot Dubai generally attracts. I give him six months and he will then regret the way he left home.
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Originally Posted by lionheart
He sounds like the sort of chavish idiot Dubai generally attracts. I give him six months and he will then regret the way he left home.
he sounds like BettyPageBlack, Johnny Taco, Manos de Piedra, Malibu Ken, RTD, and a 1000 other aliases...
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Old May 11th 2010, 3:38 pm
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Pet Stain is an anagram of Penis Tat. So there.
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Old May 11th 2010, 3:55 pm
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But there again,

Mata Hari says A ha! Ram it!

Littleyjimmy attempts Me Jill, My Tit

Lionheart is At Her Loin

Kittycat is a Tacky Tit

Soukie say I Sue OK

Patsy Stoned is a Sad Spent Toy

Which leaves me as Baby! Ah! OTT!

God I'm bored.
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Old May 11th 2010, 4:08 pm
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was obvious really. No brit would say that he took the dog to the pound.
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