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Originally Posted by shoushou
Are you telling me that this is real???I meant that as a joke at first!!! ![Confused](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif)
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Originally Posted by Frans Wind
100000000000001% Real, look it up on the internet habibi, a 101% Dutch invention. ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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So what else are you Dutch inventing???
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Originally Posted by shoushou
That sounds nice.
So what else are you Dutch inventing???
So what else are you Dutch inventing???
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And it was a Dutch Admiral that turned his battleship around, saying the famous words "O Lord forgive me, but with me? I shall take many of my enemies. Let heavan not be rasist to whom it opens it's gates. As I will die shortly, so will others beleaving they died for the good of mankind.."
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Originally Posted by shoushou
TS,do you come on board as a sailor or as a pirate???
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Originally Posted by Frans Wind
Well hat off to the Brits inventing the paper money, but it was us Dutchies that invented the Letter of Credit.
And it was a Dutch Admiral that turned his battleship around, saying the famous words "O Lord forgive me, but with me? I shall take many of my enemies. Let heavan not be rasist to whom it opens it's gates. As I will die shortly, so will others beleaving they died for the good of mankind.."
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Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Did the dutch also invent female contraception or is it just named after them?
Double Dutch? That rings a bell. But who was it that said? A Brit? Teached the Scots the meaning of walking around with a lock on there wallets.
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Originally Posted by Frans Wind
Hahahahahaha.... If it's one thing I admire in you TS? It's your raisor sharp toungue. Nope... To be honnest? I think (might be wrong at it though) it was the Arabs that claimed that glory.
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Originally Posted by Frans Wind
Well hat off to the Brits inventing the paper money, but it was us Dutchies that invented the Letter of Credit.
And it was a Dutch Admiral that turned his battleship around, saying the famous words "O Lord forgive me, but with me? I shall take many of my enemies. Let heavan not be rasist to whom it opens it's gates. As I will die shortly, so will others beleaving they died for the good of mankind.."
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Originally Posted by Frans Wind
Hahahahahaha.... If it's one thing I admire in you TS? It's your raisor sharp toungue. Nope... To be honnest? I think (might be wrong at it though) it was the Arabs that claimed that glory.
Double Dutch? That rings a bell. But who was it that said? A Brit? Teached the Scots the meaning of walking around with a lock on there wallets.![Wink](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
Double Dutch? That rings a bell. But who was it that said? A Brit? Teached the Scots the meaning of walking around with a lock on there wallets.
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Q. Who was the Dutch lady I saw you with last night?
A. That was no lady. That was a dike.
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Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Q. Who was the Dutch lady I saw you with last night?
A. That was no lady. That was a dike.
A. That was no lady. That was a dike.
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Q. How many Dutchmen does it take to torture a hapless Frisian?
A. One to stoke the kiln and six to turn the spit.
A. One to stoke the kiln and six to turn the spit.
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Q. What has eighteen legs, eats cheese, smells bad, and has a florid complexion?
A. A Dutch baseball team playing with the head of a decapitated Belgian.
A. A Dutch baseball team playing with the head of a decapitated Belgian.
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Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Q. How many Dutchmen does it take to torture a hapless Frisian?
A. One to stoke the kiln and six to turn the spit.
A. One to stoke the kiln and six to turn the spit.
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Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Q. Who was the Dutch lady I saw you with last night?
A. That was no lady. That was a dike.
A. That was no lady. That was a dike.
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Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Q. What has eighteen legs, eats cheese, smells bad, and has a florid complexion?
A. A Dutch baseball team playing with the head of a decapitated Belgian.
A. A Dutch baseball team playing with the head of a decapitated Belgian.
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