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No probs.

The same search result (1st on list) is Wikipedia with an article all about the family and lists the current members of parliament from the clan.

Mental.

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Yeah isnt it just? I got that one. The Al Saud tribe must be much larger then.

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They, at some point in history (Norm?), are one and the same.

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The `hun` is just to throw you guys off the scent......he IS a German!:nod:

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Hmm but they were apparently in Kuwait before coming Bahrain.....do you know what? There seem to be conflicting stories :thumbdown: (surprise surprise)

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Gotta remember that most of these countries are only 40 years old.

Before that it was a region of tribes / clans / families that were killing their own big brothers / Dads to get control and power.

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True but you gotta admit its the stuff fairytales are made of.......but how long will it last? Contingency plans effective enough to withstand evolution?.....not to mention Arab Spring type syndromes.

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Meh. Who cares. If shit gets crazy you just leave. If it doesn't, you just stay longer, bank more and then leave anyway.

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I heard the longer one stays the more difficult it becomes to leave.....lala land!

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Na, always have an exit strategy. Don't get in debt, never asume you are here for good as you are not.

While the going is good though, enjoy

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lol @ exit strategy....was at a ladies lunch today where LIFs (leg-it funds)were being discussed in detail!:rofl:dutch courage and brave talk in abundance after 2 hours of flowing spritzers!:flirtyeyes:

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for fear of dragging this thread back to somewhere close to the original subject and not wishing to throw fuel on any one sides fire... being based in KSA and not experiencing the UAE (yet)...

how can this be acceptable in Dub ?? >scratch of the head<


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz....html#comments

the cynics amongst you may well see this as a simple and crude way of getting the magnificent helen's body onto a crappy forum thread.....

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They are on a private hotel beach..normal rules do not apply ;)

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No idea who those people are, but she isn't walking around a shopping mall. Staged photos too, considering paparazzi are banned here. All a bit tacky and those gold coins must burn as they heat up in the sun.