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Old Oct 7th 2013, 5:07 pm
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Old Oct 7th 2013, 5:21 pm
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"Health centres conduct the routine medical check to assess the health of the expatriates when they come into the GCC countries," he told local daily Al Rai. "However, we will take stricter measures that will help us detect gays who will be then barred from entering Kuwait or any of the GCC member states."

What tests detect gays? What about all the gays already in Kuwait who were born there?
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So are they going to deport a lot of taxi drivers then
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Old Oct 7th 2013, 5:36 pm
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I'm puzzled by the reference to the other Gulf states - so if someone 'tests positive' for gayness in Kuwait, he can be banned from entering the UAE??
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Actually a similar test does exist in some of the European countries but in this particular case the tests are carried out on asylm seekers. Apparently some refugees, specially from Iran discovered a loophole in the European system for asylum seeking, and that is if they put a claim that they Are homosexuals and that they are running away from prosecution in their home land then their chances of obtaining a residency in Europe is nearly guaranteed. So words spread around quickly and many soon became proud homosexuals just for the sake of gaining a home in Europe. That trick was short lived as the authorities in Europe soon realized they were taken for a ride, so now any refugee wants to put this claim in his application he has to get ready for the medics
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so now any refugee wants to put this claim in his application he has to get ready for the medics
As usual you put in some of the story but not all. There is NO medical test. There is something called a Phallometric test "Gay asylum seekers are hooked up to a machine that monitors blood-flow to the penis and are then shown straight porn. Those applicants who become aroused are denied asylum." But it has been condemned and even in the Czech republic was used less than 10 times.
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"Health centres conduct the routine medical check to assess the health of the expatriates when they come into the GCC countries," he told local daily Al Rai. "However, we will take stricter measures that will help us detect gays who will be then barred from entering Kuwait or any of the GCC member states."

What tests detect gays? What about all the gays already in Kuwait who were born there?
GAYDAR?
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Can anyone remember when the 24 UAE nationals were caught at a hotel in Ghantout having a mass Gay wedding?

Police raided the place and found them in full wedding gowns and make up.

A few were from the place my husband taught at,and he said they all the students called one of the lads Gloria.

But on a serious note..these lads went through hell, got jail the lot.
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Is that a quote from the UKIP?
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I would have thought a diameter check would have done the trick .
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Jokes aside, this is ****ing mental.
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What tests detect gays? What about all the gays already in Kuwait who were born there?
Seems there is a simple test available online http://www.gay-test.com/

Not too sure if it will work in UAE but it opened fine here, turns out I am 30% gay but I did cry watching Green Mile and I wear pink shirts.
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The guy who made all those fake bomb-detectors could produce a gay-detector.
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Originally Posted by britexpat76 View Post
Seems there is a simple test available online http://www.gay-test.com/

Not too sure if it will work in UAE but it opened fine here, turns out I am 30% gay but I did cry watching Green Mile and I wear pink shirts.
Yes you can gay-boy...

You are 27% gay
You're definitely not gay, but you could be a little straighter if ya know what I mean darling.

(Sounds like a Patsy line).
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