Just a quickie!!!
Nov 23rd 2004, 5:21 am
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Just a quickie!!!
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
Nov 23rd 2004, 6:50 am
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Re: Just a quickie!!!
Originally Posted by Jellybean
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
Nov 23rd 2004, 7:53 am
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Re: Just a quickie!!!
Originally Posted by Jellybean
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
Nov 23rd 2004, 9:39 am
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Re: Just a quickie!!!
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Good one JB - a seasonal jone thread!!
my Girlfriends mum's name is carol....just sent it to them both....I await the drama.
Nov 23rd 2004, 10:36 am
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Re: Just a quickie!!!
Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Good one JB - a seasonal jone thread!!
Getting a bit concerned about all your typos TS...are you typing with one hand?
Nov 23rd 2004, 4:58 pm
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Re: Just a quickie!!!
Originally Posted by Jellybean
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
Nov 23rd 2004, 5:57 pm
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Re: Just a quickie!!!
Good one!!
Was telling your last joke to some friends over the weekend and in true fashion couldn't remember the punchline!
Kitty
Just going to memorise this one!
Was telling your last joke to some friends over the weekend and in true fashion couldn't remember the punchline!
Kitty
Just going to memorise this one!
Nov 23rd 2004, 6:01 pm
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Re: Just a quickie!!!
Originally Posted by kittykaboodle
Good one!!
Was telling your last joke to some friends over the weekend and in true fashion couldn't remember the punchline!
Kitty
Just going to memorise this one!
Was telling your last joke to some friends over the weekend and in true fashion couldn't remember the punchline!
Kitty
Just going to memorise this one!
Nov 24th 2004, 1:40 am
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Re: Just a quickie!!!
Ahhh Haaaa
Sister was out at the week-end
Name is Carol
Now can confirm wherabouts of panties..................... LOL
Don;t think she will be too chuffed if she reads this,. nice girl etc...
Sister was out at the week-end
Name is Carol
Now can confirm wherabouts of panties..................... LOL
Don;t think she will be too chuffed if she reads this,. nice girl etc...
Nov 24th 2004, 1:42 am
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Re: Just a quickie!!!
Ok Y'all
Need some help
How do you Karma?
Remember, me computer dummy............
and blonde (yes it is true)
Need some help
How do you Karma?
Remember, me computer dummy............
and blonde (yes it is true)
Nov 24th 2004, 10:25 am
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Re: Just a quickie!!!
Originally Posted by Perfumdiva1
Ok Y'all
Need some help
How do you Karma?
Remember, me computer dummy............
and blonde (yes it is true)
Need some help
How do you Karma?
Remember, me computer dummy............
and blonde (yes it is true)
The little blue box on the bottom left of your screen that reads Karma .... Click on this to read your reputation and other menbers to give them Karma.. The more you give the more you can spread, eventually and the more your get back.
