Just a quickie!!!

Old Nov 23rd 2004, 5:21 am
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."

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Old Nov 23rd 2004, 6:50 am
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Originally Posted by Jellybean
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."

So THAT'S where I left them! :scared:
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Old Nov 23rd 2004, 7:53 am
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Originally Posted by Jellybean
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."

Good one JB - a seasonal jone thread!!
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Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Good one JB - a seasonal jone thread!!

my Girlfriends mum's name is carol....just sent it to them both....I await the drama.
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Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Good one JB - a seasonal jone thread!!

Getting a bit concerned about all your typos TS...are you typing with one hand?
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Originally Posted by Jellybean
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said, "you may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carol's."

hahahahahahaha..... nice one JB....... had a smirk on my face after reading that one. lol
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Good one!!
Was telling your last joke to some friends over the weekend and in true fashion couldn't remember the punchline!

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Good one!!
Was telling your last joke to some friends over the weekend and in true fashion couldn't remember the punchline!

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Ahhh Haaaa

Sister was out at the week-end

Name is Carol

Now can confirm wherabouts of panties..................... LOL

Don;t think she will be too chuffed if she reads this,. nice girl etc...
 
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Ok Y'all

Need some help

How do you Karma?

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