Dubai dweller, expat fella
Thought to himself oops I've not a lot of money
I'm caught in a marriage terminally
I'm into swinging, karaoke singing
I'm paying the price for all the whores that I'm ringing
Oh it's the expat debauchery
He gets about, the wife finds out

He lives in a villa, a very big villa in Jumeirah
Always getting laid, even screws the maid in Jumeirah
He drives a Mercedes, leers at all the ladies in Jumeirah
He's a cheating sleaze who likes getting pleased in Jumeirah

He's been down the pub, pissed behind a shrub
Had a rub'n'tug at Jebel Ali Club
In touch with his own impiety
Weekends at Hatta Fort, likes to talk sport
He's eating junk and always getting drunk
Oh he has no sobriety

He lives in a villa, a very big villa in Jumeirah
The wife and kids have left, but he's not feeling bereft in Jumeirah
He gets in his car, drives to another bar down in Deira
Takes home a tart, got another early start in Jumeirah