And as I probably can't even spell literati I'm not invited, so, W10, GarethR, and all you wanna be intelligent media types. This is just for you....

(No Geordies, Mackems or Smoggy's allowed, we're in the Lounge. Watching the strippers and playing Bingo!)

...and here was me thinking you'd started a thread in my honour. Obviously not!

MM, xx

Watch this space....

(you do realise that the literati will request that it's removed to the lounge don't you....)

Do you accept gentlemen from Sussex?

what time is the bingo?

After the turn. It's some **** from Preston, I heard.

fantastic, I will have my sandwiches now then !

Sorry, it was some Country and Western. I misheard.

shit I was really looking forward to seeing a bloke dressed as a woman miming Tina Turner.

MJC will be along shortly...

of course forgot about him! he needs to get into practice for Mama Mia

We were singing some Abba last night.

"There was something in the air that night, it smelled of shite...at Nando's?"

I was doing money money money must be funny if you live in Dubai !