Re: FACE and the UK
 

But do they make good wives??....or are they bossy and nagging.........would rather pay the 40% than get my ear chewed off :D :D

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Just seen a Bangladeshi Dirt-Farmer's daughter for sale.. 5dhs.

What the tax like in Bangladesh??

TA5 could probably get me decent shipping costs as well.

Re: FACE and the UK
 

:D will hv to find out ur self. Or u can talk to Mr.Novita hehehe... :D

Re: FACE and the UK
 

How can someone renounce their UK citizenship?

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Walk into any embassy, one hand with the middle finger extended, and the other hand with a still burning passport.
Then tell the friendly embassy staff to stick their f**king taxes up the queens arse.

(Well, thats what it says on the foreign office website.)

Re: FACE and the UK
 

DE, have read a bit about it. will research the facts and let you know.

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Never go back...then no problem....hundreds of brits do it every year...although Ronnie Biggs tried but failed

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Ahh...and then if I apply for the other EU passport and use that to fly in I can stay as long as I like and remain taxfree. Looking into applying for it right now!!! :D

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Who is Ronnie Biggs???

And I think I set Face's thread to the other direction...

Re: FACE and the UK
 

One tip Face, start in Chatham ... it's good to get it out of the way first :D

I'm in a festive mood so the first person with a decent joke that I haven't seen before (and is borderline offensive) gets some KARMA. :)

I would wish y'all in ME a Merry Christmas but I don't think it'd be appropriate :o I'll just say "Happy End Of December and have a great 2005" to all here.

Cheers,
Matt
:beer:

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Whats the difference between a Saudi and an Onion ?






You cry when you cut up an Onion.. boom boom...

Re: FACE and the UK
 

This bloke goes to the doctors surgery one day and says, "Doctor, doctor, I've got a problem with my arse"

The doctor tells the man to drop his trousers and pants, which the guy does to reveal an enormously stretched ring-piece.

"How on earth did this happen ?" asks the doctor

"Well, I was walking through the jungle when I felt the need to take a shit, so I was just heaving one out when this elephant comes and buggers me up the arse"replies the man

The doctor thinks about this for a few moments and then says "OK, what REALLY happened ? - I know a bit about elephants and their dicks are long and thin... certainly not wide enough to stretch your ring-piece that much !" The man hesitates and then admits "OK, he did fist me first"

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I'm staying well out of that! Anyway, I can't karma you JD :)

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Well you did ask for borderline and offensive ! tsk

Re: FACE and the UK
 

:D Close enough for me today :)

And I'm spent ... blimey, not a lot of festive spirit in the sack today :o

OK, next one gets some later too ... the competition ends in 3 hours time, 4:30pm UK time :)

Funny original pictures especially welcome!