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Truth Speak Dec 21st 2004 11:39 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 


Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
What are they... I was gonna marry a "random" from some third world country with low tax then renounce citizenship.

anyone know any fit mongolian chicks ???


Mrs ghengis Khan

Jammy_Dodgers Dec 21st 2004 11:39 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Become a sailor....

Become a sailor??

They promise you women and wine,
But give you Rum and bum

novita77 Dec 21st 2004 11:39 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Become a sailor....

How abt running a business under wife's name... hubby only register on the paper as a staff, if he only get pay 500 DHS a month, will UK government still tax him???

shiva Dec 21st 2004 11:40 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
What are they... I was gonna marry a "random" from some third world country with low tax then renounce citizenship.

anyone know any fit mongolian chicks ???


no, but i hear their real cheap as yaks and tents are abargin price

DubaiExpat Dec 21st 2004 11:40 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
What are they... I was gonna marry a "random" from some third world country with low tax then renounce citizenship.

anyone know any fit mongolian chicks ???

I am eligible to apply for another European Union country citizenship through the descent rule, and I hold an Australian passport. The problem is if either of the other countries the citizenship of which I hold/can apply for start to tax as well, I will be screwed anyway!!! Never has a poor country's passport looked more attractive to me than now :D

novita77 Dec 21st 2004 11:41 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
What are they... I was gonna marry a "random" from some third world country with low tax then renounce citizenship.

anyone know any fit mongolian chicks ???

JD, u will hv to go somewhere like my home country, marry a local there... :D What do u think?

Truth Speak Dec 21st 2004 11:42 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 


Originally Posted by novita77
How abt running a business under wife's name... hubby only register on the paper as a staff, if he only get pay 500 DHS a month, will UK government still tax him???


Brits in Cyprus have to pay tax...the employers give 2 contracts...the real one and the fake low pay one...it certainly reduces the tax bill!!

Truth Speak Dec 21st 2004 11:42 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 


Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Become a sailor??

They promise you women and wine,
But give you Rum and bum


twat..... ;)

novita77 Dec 21st 2004 11:42 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Originally Posted by DubaiExpat
I am eligible to apply for another European Union country citizenship through the descent rule, and I hold an Australian passport. The problem is if either of the other countries the citizenship of which I hold/can apply for start to tax as well, I will be screwed anyway!!! Never has a poor country's passport looked more attractive to me than now :D

DE... after reading this taxs stuffs... i don't think having british passport appeal me. No way i am giving up my Indonesian passport now. :D

And also Australian tax quite high right??? 40 percent or something like that.

novita77 Dec 21st 2004 11:43 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Originally Posted by Truth Speak
Brits in Cyprus have to pay tax...the employers give 2 contracts...the real one and the fake low pay one...it certainly reduces the tax bill!!

I c ... something to thing about. Thanks TS.

Truth Speak Dec 21st 2004 11:44 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 


Originally Posted by novita77
I c ... something to thing about. Thanks TS.


I know alot of dubai employers will agree to this as it will help to keep the wages down!!

Jammy_Dodgers Dec 21st 2004 11:44 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Originally Posted by novita77
JD, u will hv to go somewhere like my home country, marry a local there... :D What do u think?

Sweet.
If they are as hot as you then ill be a happy man !!

Is there a website or summit.. I have some great pictures i can post !

Truth Speak Dec 21st 2004 11:45 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 


Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Sweet.
If they are as hot as you then ill be a happy man !!

Is there a website or summit.. I have some great pictures i can post !



aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh :D

novita77 Dec 21st 2004 11:45 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Originally Posted by Truth Speak
I know alot of dubai employers will agree to this as it will help to keep the wages down!!

I c...

novita77 Dec 21st 2004 11:47 pm

Re: FACE and the UK
 

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Sweet.
If they are as hot as you then ill be a happy man !!

Is there a website or summit.. I have some great pictures i can post !

Try this JD:

http://www.expat.or.id/


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