Seems to be very quiet today .

For all you Dilbert fans …….a few of my favourites.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue!!!!

I don’t have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the rear.

Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would be done!!!

When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.

When everything is coming your way… you’re in the wrong lane.

Cheers

The bloke that writes these works in my office... nice one IG

Hi Darwinlad

Its blocked

IG

Where are you? We are next to etisilat and thought it would ave been blocked but its not so hope you can dilbert!