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Happiness Feb 18th 2007 8:39 am

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 

Originally Posted by fazzo (Post 4362076)
hey! ooooh, look at me! im new too! ive been here a few months and love some things and not others.. i guess its the same everywhere you go..

regarding the brit/brown thing, i encounter that all the time. ive kind of grown used to it and find myself giving up trying and a few times i tell them what they wanna hear :p boy does that confuses them.. "but sir, your accent doesnt sound pakistani?"... theres just no winning...

I think its because in Dubai, if both your parents are from another country (ie Pakistan) but you were born and raised in dubai, you would still be a pakistani. Actually, even if your mum was an emirati and father Pakistani, you would still be a Pakistani and have to spend your life trying to get visa's. So I guess if they don't know how the UK works that is why they ask you this question.

shakh your bootie Feb 18th 2007 6:42 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 
Yeah - funny thing is that many emiratis are "originally" iranian, african & indian, some even have mongol blood from the days of the Khanate of the Golden Horde - a throwback to the last period of history when the gulf states were a major sea-trade route...

As for the brits - Angles, Saxes, Jutes, Bretons, Gauls, Celts, Nords.... and that was before all us ex-empire types came along to spice up the national flavor!!

i just tell people that i exist beyond the illusion of racial & national identity, stick my nose in the air and swagger away.....:p

fazzo Feb 19th 2007 4:14 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 4420855)
i just tell people that i exist beyond the illusion of racial & national identity, stick my nose in the air and swagger away.....:p

ahhhh... a fellow space brother ;)

shakh your bootie Feb 19th 2007 5:35 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 
Yo Jean-Luc Picard, my man.

I wanna lodge a complaint against the lack of desi brothers in star trek... Seems the only rep we have is that dodgy doctor (Kashmiri dude, given that he has blue eyes???)

What's the chance of an immigration visa for deep space 9????

Think you need a few decent doctors, lawyers, engineers and paan shops up there.......

IndieG Feb 19th 2007 6:17 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 4425283)
Yo Jean-Luc Picard, my man.

I wanna lodge a complaint against the lack of desi brothers in star trek... Seems the only rep we have is that dodgy doctor (Kashmiri dude, given that he has blue eyes???)

Think you need a few decent doctors, lawyers, engineers and paan shops up there.......

:rofl: and la bollywood stylee - singing and dancing around the spaceships

How do you know he is kashmiri? I have green eyes:o

fazzo Feb 19th 2007 6:17 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 
rofl. the federation does not tolerate paan stains on the floor :lol: i think all of the 'undesirables' were 'hired' to create the huge space stations and the starships but get no recognition or acceptance to that fact. if you head down to the gamma quadrant where you will find huge colonies of desi'ites on uninhabitable worlds.. just be careful who you take along with you though.. women tend to be gawped at till their skin burns :p

in all seriousness, i think trek just reflects the level of acting talent thats available at any given time. times are changing though and who knows, perhaps in the near future we will see some brothers :D



Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 4425283)
Yo Jean-Luc Picard, my man.

I wanna lodge a complaint against the lack of desi brothers in star trek... Seems the only rep we have is that dodgy doctor (Kashmiri dude, given that he has blue eyes???)

What's the chance of an immigration visa for deep space 9????

Think you need a few decent doctors, lawyers, engineers and paan shops up there.......


shakh your bootie Feb 19th 2007 7:42 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 

Originally Posted by IndieGirl (Post 4427090)
:rofl: and la bollywood stylee - singing and dancing around the spaceships

How do you know he is kashmiri? I have green eyes:o

point taken, indie gee - i have green eyes too but suspect this is from irish chromasomes.

Bet you're real gora, too!!!

shakh your bootie Feb 19th 2007 7:44 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 

Originally Posted by fazzo (Post 4427091)
rofl. the federation does not tolerate paan stains on the floor :lol: i think all of the 'undesirables' were 'hired' to create the huge space stations and the starships but get no recognition or acceptance to that fact. if you head down to the gamma quadrant where you will find huge colonies of desi'ites on uninhabitable worlds.. just be careful who you take along with you though.. women tend to be gawped at till their skin burns :p

in all seriousness, i think trek just reflects the level of acting talent thats available at any given time. times are changing though and who knows, perhaps in the near future we will see some brothers :D

let's start a campaign to get Shilpa a role then.... Her wooden acting style will fit right in with all those trekkie pinnochio's......

IndieG Feb 19th 2007 8:00 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 4429323)
Bet you're real gora, too!!!

Naaah........ totally Desi through and through :)

shakh your bootie Feb 19th 2007 8:20 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 
Can you imagine your fantasy ad in the "matrimonials" section of the Khaleej times, then???

IndieGirl, pure desi, very fair, green eyes, British Passport, professional Lady, living in Dubai...... seeking a suitable boy. Expert maker of fluffy puris and keeper of top number 1 recipe for garam massala. Good with children, wet-sari dancing and arching eye-brows theatrically.. Never considers using anything else but purest "Tilda" basmati!

mmm... Feb 19th 2007 8:22 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 
haha

just had a thought bought us lot in a space ship ordering those instant meals from those microwave looking things.

doh roti, ik chicken karahi teh gulabjaman naal dood putti. teh oi bhai gildee kur burri boook lughe!!!

fazzo Feb 19th 2007 8:27 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 

Originally Posted by IndieGirl (Post 4427090)
I have green eyes:o

owww, you tricked us.. there was i thinking you had big braaaan eyes :blink:

fazzo Feb 19th 2007 8:35 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 
[QUOTE=shakh your bootie;4429328]let's start a campaign to get Shilpa ..... [QUOTE]


Shilpa who? :p

IndieG Feb 19th 2007 9:48 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 

Originally Posted by fazzo (Post 4429450)
owww, you tricked us.. there was i thinking you had big braaaan eyes :blink:

:rofl:
Oi Gadhaa - that's my complexion. I'm desi remember?

Green eyes .....DNA goof up :o

Shak your Bhooths - shall reply later

fazzo Feb 19th 2007 10:28 pm

Re: Desi DNA in the UAE
 

Originally Posted by IndieGirl (Post 4429700)
Oi Gadhaa - that's my complexion. I'm desi remember?

Ouch! ive not been called that since that day i broke my mums Brother sewing machine many many years ago :p

My gran had the most beautiful green eyes :) it passed on to her daughter (me aunt) and some of her daughters..

I think the Brits left more than just the rail system when they left back in the days :lol:


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