Tockalosh

The last time I drank with a Matelot and booties, I ended up passing out on the way from 3Q mess ( I think) to the loos (I think it was going up the stairs/ladders that bolloxed me) on HMS Nottingham in Port Stanley. Happy days.
Was escorted off the ship by one of the booties in the morning to board the CSB only to find him shit himself going up another set of ladders,

I do hope history doesn't repeat itself

commander

That would have been Royal's fault. Always leading us poor sailors astray. I bet civvies will read your post and think you are exaggerating. I think there is likely more to the story

Tockalosh

It involved the consumption of all the cans saved whilst at sea. Cant have been much fun for the can man only flogging nutty bars for weeks on end and

It involved the most horrendous drinking games I have ever had the misfortune to undertake. There is more to the story lmao but to expand on it would mean mentioning swamping again and two military swamp stories in two days is far too much for the delicate souls on the board

commander

Can't beat a grand slam in the Fwd FRPP. HMS Sutherland, Mare Harbour circa 1997. I was also very well known on a my last ship for randomly stripping off and playing naked guitar. Looking back, I can't quite recall why I did that. Especially when I was the Weapons Engineer Officer. Maybe that is why I left...or maybe I got left..

Millhouse

Ohh. It's like a gay version of university.

We did the same things at uni chaps - you didn't do anything different. Well, maybe the difference was we did it with girls who you would actually want to have sex with.

commander

"Chaps" another faggot.

Millhouse

At least I wasn't forced to participate in the cucumber events during the drinking games

commander

Volunteer is better than 10 pressed men. Hope they lubed it with cooking oil first? Or did you arrive wide enough courtesy of your childhood?

scrubbedexpat141

I'm on my way.

I've got one can left to survive Ramadan.

Millhouse

It was the cucumber sex that put me off. I will come mate, I promise! Just always busy smashing the car in the desert at the weekends!

mikewot

No invitation to guys down the road in JVT? I have a totally full beer fridge and excess getting warm in the cupboards.

Meow

Super, you have some fizz for Patsy and me!!

Blue Cat

Where is Patsy Stoned? she can host a BBQ

scrubbedexpat141

I've got 12 bottles of savannah dry and enough spirits to make Commander and Tock shudder with fear.

mikewot

Cider? We already have fizzy for the girls.