What does getting married acheive?
Apr 9th 2009, 8:35 pm
#16
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
What does getting married acheive?
Clean house.
Washed and ironed clothes.
Meals cooked
Regular shag.
Rubbish put out.
Lawn mowed.
Shopping done.
Xmas tree decorated.
Snow fron drive clered.
Beer purcahced from shop by wife,
Beer put into fridge by wife.
Beer brought to sofa by wife when watching football.
Beer can aken away by wife when unconscious.
Clean house.
Washed and ironed clothes.
Meals cooked
Regular shag.
Rubbish put out.
Lawn mowed.
Shopping done.
Xmas tree decorated.
Snow fron drive clered.
Beer purcahced from shop by wife,
Beer put into fridge by wife.
Beer brought to sofa by wife when watching football.
Beer can aken away by wife when unconscious.
Apr 9th 2009, 8:42 pm
#17
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
Ideally, what I'd want from a marriage is a woman who is good at peeling fruit. Apples, oranges, pears...etc. Sometimes I even like my plums peeled.
Apr 9th 2009, 8:46 pm
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
That resulted in a night in the cells, every airline at Heathrow refusing to carry him and a lot of hassle before we finally persuaded Air India to take him home to Chicago. He never did understand what had caused all the commotion.
Apr 9th 2009, 8:48 pm
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
What does getting married acheive?
Clean house.
Washed and ironed clothes.
Meals cooked
Regular shag.
Rubbish put out.
Lawn mowed.
Shopping done.
Xmas tree decorated.
Snow fron drive clered.
Beer purcahced from shop by wife,
Beer put into fridge by wife.
Beer brought to sofa by wife when watching football.
Beer can aken away by wife when unconscious.
Clean house.
Washed and ironed clothes.
Meals cooked
Regular shag.
Rubbish put out.
Lawn mowed.
Shopping done.
Xmas tree decorated.
Snow fron drive clered.
Beer purcahced from shop by wife,
Beer put into fridge by wife.
Beer brought to sofa by wife when watching football.
Beer can aken away by wife when unconscious.
Apr 9th 2009, 10:35 pm
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
What does getting married acheive?
Clean house.
Washed and ironed clothes.
Meals cooked
Regular shag.
Rubbish put out.
Lawn mowed.
Shopping done.
Xmas tree decorated.
Snow fron drive clered.
Beer purcahced from shop by wife,
Beer put into fridge by wife.
Beer brought to sofa by wife when watching football.
Beer can aken away by wife when unconscious.
Clean house.
Washed and ironed clothes.
Meals cooked
Regular shag.
Rubbish put out.
Lawn mowed.
Shopping done.
Xmas tree decorated.
Snow fron drive clered.
Beer purcahced from shop by wife,
Beer put into fridge by wife.
Beer brought to sofa by wife when watching football.
Beer can aken away by wife when unconscious.
~ Jenney
Apr 10th 2009, 12:06 am
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
Getting married achieves the right to moan constantly at your spouse
Apr 10th 2009, 1:44 am
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
What does getting married acheive?
Clean house.
Washed and ironed clothes.
Meals cooked
Regular shag.
Rubbish put out.
Lawn mowed.
Shopping done.
Xmas tree decorated.
Snow fron drive clered.
Beer purcahced from shop by wife,
Beer put into fridge by wife.
Beer brought to sofa by wife when watching football.
Beer can aken away by wife when unconscious.
Clean house.
Washed and ironed clothes.
Meals cooked
Regular shag.
Rubbish put out.
Lawn mowed.
Shopping done.
Xmas tree decorated.
Snow fron drive clered.
Beer purcahced from shop by wife,
Beer put into fridge by wife.
Beer brought to sofa by wife when watching football.
Beer can aken away by wife when unconscious.
Ah, the difference between the UK and the US dialects of the English language. Out of curiousity, were you referring the dance or to tobacco?
Apr 10th 2009, 4:13 am
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
I always thought a shag was a type of bird.............
Apr 10th 2009, 6:26 am
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
Apr 10th 2009, 7:44 pm
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
...To her face. 
She thinks it's sweet. LOL
Last edited by CitySimon; Apr 10th 2009 at 7:47 pm.
Apr 10th 2009, 7:51 pm
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Re: What does getting married acheive?
What does getting married acheive?
Clean house.
Washed and ironed clothes.
Meals cooked
Regular shag.
Rubbish put out.
Lawn mowed.
Shopping done.
Xmas tree decorated.
Snow fron drive clered.
Beer purcahced from shop by wife,
Beer put into fridge by wife.
Beer brought to sofa by wife when watching football.
Beer can aken away by wife when unconscious.
Clean house.
Washed and ironed clothes.
Meals cooked
Regular shag.
Rubbish put out.
Lawn mowed.
Shopping done.
Xmas tree decorated.
Snow fron drive clered.
Beer purcahced from shop by wife,
Beer put into fridge by wife.
Beer brought to sofa by wife when watching football.
Beer can aken away by wife when unconscious.
