hello
Dec 17th 2007, 2:40 am
#16
Militant Ginger
Joined: Feb 2007
Location: Wrong Side of the Hudson River
Posts: 2,311
Re: hello
Don't listen to all these people.
If your green card has expired, it's now recommended that you fly to Mexico and enter the country by climbing over the fence at the border.
Assuming you survive the heat, desert, coyotes and small-penised 'Minute Men' stalking the border with the large guns that compensate for their shortcomings, you will be welcomed to America and given a green card and a place of resident.
Don't worry about driver's licence, health insurance or any of that. None of the others do.
If by some small chance you do run into immigration problems, sue somebody. That'll be sure to let you stick around.
Apparently only losers and wimps (like, me, apparently) do the dumb thing and actually go through the legal immigration process.
In order to dscourage illegal immigration, the American government gives illegal immigrants harsh punishments, like free schooling and medical care and the right to apply for citizenship after so many years.
Yeah, that'll teach 'em.
If your green card has expired, it's now recommended that you fly to Mexico and enter the country by climbing over the fence at the border.
Assuming you survive the heat, desert, coyotes and small-penised 'Minute Men' stalking the border with the large guns that compensate for their shortcomings, you will be welcomed to America and given a green card and a place of resident.
Don't worry about driver's licence, health insurance or any of that. None of the others do.
If by some small chance you do run into immigration problems, sue somebody. That'll be sure to let you stick around.
Apparently only losers and wimps (like, me, apparently) do the dumb thing and actually go through the legal immigration process.
In order to dscourage illegal immigration, the American government gives illegal immigrants harsh punishments, like free schooling and medical care and the right to apply for citizenship after so many years.
Yeah, that'll teach 'em.
Dec 17th 2007, 4:07 am
#17
Arrogant ****
Joined: Jan 2004
Location: Plano, TX
Posts: 4,323
Re: hello
Don't listen to all these people.
If your green card has expired, it's now recommended that you fly to Mexico and enter the country by climbing over the fence at the border.
Assuming you survive the heat, desert, coyotes and small-penised 'Minute Men' stalking the border with the large guns that compensate for their shortcomings, you will be welcomed to America and given a green card and a place of resident.
Don't worry about driver's licence, health insurance or any of that. None of the others do.
If by some small chance you do run into immigration problems, sue somebody. That'll be sure to let you stick around.
Apparently only losers and wimps (like, me, apparently) do the dumb thing and actually go through the legal immigration process.
In order to dscourage illegal immigration, the American government gives illegal immigrants harsh punishments, like free schooling and medical care and the right to apply for citizenship after so many years.
Yeah, that'll teach 'em.
If your green card has expired, it's now recommended that you fly to Mexico and enter the country by climbing over the fence at the border.
Assuming you survive the heat, desert, coyotes and small-penised 'Minute Men' stalking the border with the large guns that compensate for their shortcomings, you will be welcomed to America and given a green card and a place of resident.
Don't worry about driver's licence, health insurance or any of that. None of the others do.
If by some small chance you do run into immigration problems, sue somebody. That'll be sure to let you stick around.
Apparently only losers and wimps (like, me, apparently) do the dumb thing and actually go through the legal immigration process.
In order to dscourage illegal immigration, the American government gives illegal immigrants harsh punishments, like free schooling and medical care and the right to apply for citizenship after so many years.
Yeah, that'll teach 'em.
Anyway, you're a fine one to talk, in your marriage-of-convenience!
I mean I know you say you love her...
Dec 17th 2007, 4:56 am
#19
Forum Regular
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: primordial swamp
Posts: 232
Re: hello
California, New York, New Jersey, etc are not the only livable states in this country. You cannot form an opinion on any state you have never lived in or just visited. Typical.
Dec 17th 2007, 4:57 am
#20
Militant Ginger
Joined: Feb 2007
Location: Wrong Side of the Hudson River
Posts: 2,311
Dec 17th 2007, 4:59 am
#21
Militant Ginger
Joined: Feb 2007
Location: Wrong Side of the Hudson River
Posts: 2,311
Re: hello
Where have you been, Seahorse? This is BE! We're all qualified to wax lyrical about stuff we don't have a single bloomin' clue about.
Dec 17th 2007, 6:14 am
#23
Peace onion
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: Denver
Posts: 5,686
Re: hello
Don't listen to all these people.
If your green card has expired, it's now recommended that you fly to Mexico and enter the country by climbing over the fence at the border.
Assuming you survive the heat, desert, coyotes and small-penised 'Minute Men' stalking the border with the large guns that compensate for their shortcomings, you will be welcomed to America and given a green card and a place of resident.
Don't worry about driver's licence, health insurance or any of that. None of the others do.
If by some small chance you do run into immigration problems, sue somebody. That'll be sure to let you stick around.
Apparently only losers and wimps (like, me, apparently) do the dumb thing and actually go through the legal immigration process.
In order to dscourage illegal immigration, the American government gives illegal immigrants harsh punishments, like free schooling and medical care and the right to apply for citizenship after so many years.
Yeah, that'll teach 'em.
If your green card has expired, it's now recommended that you fly to Mexico and enter the country by climbing over the fence at the border.
Assuming you survive the heat, desert, coyotes and small-penised 'Minute Men' stalking the border with the large guns that compensate for their shortcomings, you will be welcomed to America and given a green card and a place of resident.
Don't worry about driver's licence, health insurance or any of that. None of the others do.
If by some small chance you do run into immigration problems, sue somebody. That'll be sure to let you stick around.
Apparently only losers and wimps (like, me, apparently) do the dumb thing and actually go through the legal immigration process.
In order to dscourage illegal immigration, the American government gives illegal immigrants harsh punishments, like free schooling and medical care and the right to apply for citizenship after so many years.
Yeah, that'll teach 'em.
Speak to someone from a town which has lost its medical facility because it went out of business because it treated illegals and noone picked up the tab.
You're a fine one to talk about small penises. Posing, legs akimbo, on the hoods of really naff muscle cars. (Inserts ad hominem attack.) But what should I expect? Everyone knows gingers don't have souls. Are you a daywalker, by any chance?
Dec 17th 2007, 6:27 am
#24
Militant Ginger
Joined: Feb 2007
Location: Wrong Side of the Hudson River
Posts: 2,311
Re: hello
How dare people want to protect the border, their homes and communities?..
Speak to someone from a town which has lost its medical facility because it went out of business because it treated illegals and noone picked up the tab.
You're a fine one to talk about small penises. Posing, legs akimbo, on the hoods of really naff muscle cars. (Inserts ad hominem attack.) But what should I expect? Everyone knows gingers don't have souls. Are you a daywalker, by any chance?
Speak to someone from a town which has lost its medical facility because it went out of business because it treated illegals and noone picked up the tab.
You're a fine one to talk about small penises. Posing, legs akimbo, on the hoods of really naff muscle cars. (Inserts ad hominem attack.) But what should I expect? Everyone knows gingers don't have souls. Are you a daywalker, by any chance?
Minutemen do a far better job of protecting the border than building a giant fence (which takes all of an extra three minutes to climb over.)
I was making a joke about men who have fetishes for enormous guns and what they're possibly compensating for.
However, I was also complaining about the same thing that you are - that there seems to be a system of reward, rather than punishment, for illegal immigrants and doing things the right way - the legal route that I took.
All these illegal immigrants are having an enormous effect on America and we're ignoring it - healthcare costs have more than doubled in many parts of America because paying 'customers' have to cover the costs for the treatment of uninsured, undocumented aliens.
The roads are becoming a nightmare as undocumented, unlicenced, uninsured drivers zoom about in clapped out, uninspected cars.
Crime shoots up - in Mas. a sheriff disovered that 25% off all criminals her arrested were actually illegal immigrants.
All in all, it's a bad situation.
But you know what? I'm not so fond of the Minuteman movement since they're vigilantes with guns and when they protest, there's a strange pattern of neo-nazis and white supremecists showing up at the same time.
Also, I didn't like that youtube video they made staging the fake shooting of an immigrant crossing the border.
Dec 17th 2007, 6:54 am
#25
Peace onion
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: Denver
Posts: 5,686
Re: hello
I just object to the "compensating" tag. It's so overused.
I have a small tallywhacker, and I also have guns. There is absolutely no correlation between the two. I'm not compensating for anything.
I also drive a Jetta. Hardly compensating there either.
I have a small tallywhacker, and I also have guns. There is absolutely no correlation between the two. I'm not compensating for anything.
I also drive a Jetta. Hardly compensating there either.
Dec 17th 2007, 6:59 am
#26
Militant Ginger
Joined: Feb 2007
Location: Wrong Side of the Hudson River
Posts: 2,311
Re: hello
I'm an environmentalist. All my jokes are 100% recycled!
Dec 17th 2007, 7:39 am
#27
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 14,578
Re: hello
Well at least you have a way "in" if your greencard has expired/been abandoned.
Dec 17th 2007, 7:55 am
#28
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Jan 2006
Location: Dubuque, Iowa, USA
Posts: 3,770
Re: hello
Dec 17th 2007, 5:17 pm
#29
Just Joined
Thread Starter
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 5
Re: hello
Thanks for all the replies. Guess i'll have to re-apply. I have no set timescale for coming over anyway! We have not filed our taxes but I have renewed my Drivers license!
Anyone care to comment on the cost of living/prices of food etc. This would have more bearing on my decision than the GC.
Anyone care to comment on the cost of living/prices of food etc. This would have more bearing on my decision than the GC.
Dec 17th 2007, 5:23 pm
#30
Arrogant ****
Joined: Jan 2004
Location: Plano, TX
Posts: 4,323
Re: hello
Thanks for all the replies. Guess i'll have to re-apply. I have no set timescale for coming over anyway! We have not filed our taxes but I have renewed my Drivers license!
Anyone care to comment on the cost of living/prices of food etc. This would have more bearing on my decision than the GC.
Anyone care to comment on the cost of living/prices of food etc. This would have more bearing on my decision than the GC.
You are aware that your wife, as a USC, is legally obliged to file US taxes every year, aren't you? And that for as long as you claim to be a Permanent Resident, so do you? In fact, had you filed your taxes throughout the time you were out of the country, you would have a (very) slim chance of claiming that you were still a Permanent Resident.
As it is, you may be looking at some hefty IRS fines and years of being audited... which sucks, so I hear!
