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Eve N Nov 27th 2008 11:25 pm

Re: You knowyou live in Canada when.....
 
Love the post ! ;)

thebakers4 Nov 28th 2008 12:00 am

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Originally Posted by Eve N (Post 7018270)
Love the post ! ;)

Loved the post too! I got it all straight away and yes I can use jumpers - had a flat battery yesterday!

It made me chuckle reading some of them and then made me realise what we still have to look forward to when we move in January although we have flown across the pond 8 times in the last 2 years so have experienced most of these - well haven't hit any type of animal and certainly wouldn't want to!

I liked this so much I am gonna copy and paste to email to family
Thanks
Jan
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sugar Nov 28th 2008 6:51 am

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Originally Posted by burton bunch (Post 7014396)
oh sh1t I just realised that I got everyone of those jokes :eek: but they are better than UK chav jokes :eek:

gaynor

Pardon my ignorance but what are "UK chav jokes"

R I C H Nov 28th 2008 6:56 am

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Originally Posted by sugar (Post 7019225)
Pardon my ignorance but what are "UK chav jokes"

Try here

Souvenir Nov 28th 2008 7:10 am

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Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 7017442)
Well after 45 years I guess I should know all of them and I do.:D

I also know people who have hit deer, moose, elk, and bison (buffalo).:eek:

Not all the same person.;)

Don't of anyone who's hit one. I have, however, seen my neighbour come home with a moose's head in the back of his truck (not mounted; severed) and my BIL has killed a bear with a bow and arrow.

G77 Nov 28th 2008 7:14 am

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Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7014383)
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .

South of Detroit is Windsor - I don't think you'd go on Vacation here..... Not unless you have a gambling addiction maybe :confused:

mandymoochops Nov 28th 2008 8:07 am

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Originally Posted by Souvenir (Post 7019259)
Don't of anyone who's hit one. I have, however, seen my neighbour come home with a moose's head in the back of his truck (not mounted; severed) and my BIL has killed a bear with a bow and arrow.

Puts her hand up - Souv I wrote my truck off last month and rolled it in a ditch after hitting a 4 pointer head on!!!! There were pics on facebook of the blasted creature that caused me so much hassel - but I removed it cos it was a bit gory!!!!!

Coffeepot Nov 28th 2008 8:44 pm

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Originally Posted by R I C H (Post 7019232)
Try here

:rofl:




Originally Posted by Souvenir (Post 7019259)
Don't of anyone who's hit one. I have, however, seen my neighbour come home with a moose's head in the back of his truck (not mounted; severed) and my BIL has killed a bear with a bow and arrow.


Didn't realise you were that old Souvenir, ( Robin hood );)


Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 7019367)
Puts her hand up - Souv I wrote my truck off last month and rolled it in a ditch after hitting a 4 pointer head on!!!! There were pics on facebook of the blasted creature that caused me so much hassel - but I removed it cos it was a bit gory!!!!!


So was it you that killed Bambis mother mmmmmm :p


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