You can go there, but don't drink the water. Pigeons have been shitting in it.

Do you have any evidence for this wild and outlandish claim? And I suppose the pigeons were six feet tall?

I've no idea how tall the pigeons were. The water is contaminated with flesh eating ebola virus and the locals are having to boil all their drinking water otherwise they turn into zombies. Or something.

I think that's accurate, now let's have some Monkey News.

I've been to White Rock.

Did you see a 6 foot unwell looking pigeon taking a crap in the reservoir whilst you were there?

There's something going on with the water... there are signs up all over the place telling people not to drink it.

Was at a friend's house in Surrey yesterday. They were somewhat taken aback when I refused offers of beer and wine and settled for a nice glass of tap water instead.

Don't be silly. The 6ft pidgeon was eaten by the 5ft wolf.

Forum. Clique.

Care. Factor.

I guess 6ft pigeons might explain how the place is became "White" Rock.

Cool. I've never been in a clique before. Do we get T-shirts?

T-shirts, hats, maybe even a big foam hand.

A 5ft one?