I like that one

I always thought it was PICNIC.

problem in chair, not in computer

Whatever way you put it....Yeh

'Intel Inside, Idiot Outside'

http://home.midsouth.rr.com/catcam/intel.html

Almost ashamed to admit this but this applied to me a week ago this past Sunday.

Downloaded and ran a Registry Editor (cleaner).

Computer restarted to a black screen with a cursor in the middle nothing else.

Took me the rest of the day to convince computer to let me do a system restore.

No need to be ashamed, at least you know how to talk to the computer. Mine speaks a different language

That will be DOS.

I knew that .

Looks like you caught the double post bug too. I've set a trend.