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Re: Whats your job title?
Job descriptions are funny too. This from the late Simon Hoggart.
Job specifications for a post at Brighton Aldridge Community Academy. It's full of the usual overblown jargon, "be consistent in the delivery of all the academy's policies and practice"; "model the entrepreneurial traits of having a determination to succeed …"; and "keep a high profile and be visible and pro-active". The clue comes way down the document under requirements: "ability to undertake necessary tasks of an unpleasant nature", Yes, all this is asked of the toilet cleaner, or "hygiene assistant", salary £12,787 a year! |
Re: Whats your job title?
Originally Posted by AlmostThere12
(Post 11268335)
Finance Director, Activities Coordinator, Chief Purchasing Officer, Nurse and General Dogs Body! :rofl:
:rofl: I have images of saying " none shall pass" Breaking: Pic surfaces of FL guarding our borders... https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4025/4...3da2423a_z.jpg |
Re: Whats your job title?
my job title has seven words and two parts.
It can be better summed up in the description under my user name |
Re: Whats your job title?
Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat
(Post 11268441)
Breaking: Pic surfaces of FL guarding our borders...
https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4025/4...3da2423a_z.jpg
Originally Posted by Zoe Bell
(Post 11268498)
my job title has seven words and two parts.
It can be better summed up in the description under my user name |
Re: Whats your job title?
Web Designer. I design webs.
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Re: Whats your job title?
I was introduced to someone by one of our US VP's as "This is AX, He's in charge of shippin' shit".
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Re: Whats your job title?
Originally Posted by orly
(Post 11268503)
Web Designer. I design webs.
Like that? |
Re: Whats your job title?
Space Planner...sounds way cooler than what it actually is.
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Re: Whats your job title?
Originally Posted by mazmataz
(Post 11270515)
Space Planner...sounds way cooler than what it actually is.
http://soyteleco.net/images/articulo...a_de_sloan.jpg |
Re: Whats your job title?
Originally Posted by Siouxie
(Post 11270525)
Mental picture I got when I read this... :lol:
http://soyteleco.net/images/articulo...a_de_sloan.jpg |
Re: Whats your job title?
Originally Posted by mazmataz
(Post 11270515)
Space Planner....
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Re: Whats your job title?
Originally Posted by BristolUK
(Post 11270556)
Much of an atmosphere at work?
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Re: Whats your job title?
Originally Posted by BristolUK
(Post 11270556)
Much of an atmosphere at work?
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Re: Whats your job title?
Originally Posted by Siouxie
(Post 11270525)
Mental picture I got when I read this... :lol:
http://soyteleco.net/images/articulo...a_de_sloan.jpg |
Re: Whats your job title?
Originally Posted by Shard
(Post 11270623)
What I'd like to know is what's outside that big oval ?!
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