Whats your job title?
 

Don't you find it amusing to some of the job titles that are now given.
Remember the old bin man who might now be known as a sanitary refuse engineer/technician

WHAT IS IT YOU DO? THE TOP 10 SILLIEST MODERN JOB TITLES
1. Brand ambassador (shop assistant)
2. Great service agent (hotel receptionist)
3. Colour distribution technician (painter and decorator)
4. Beauty ambassador (sales assistant specialising in selling make-up)
5. Protection specialist (insurance salesperson)
6. Waking night project worker (a general care worker on a night shift)
7. Wet leisure attendant (lifeguard)
8. Talent delivery specialist (recruitment consultant)
9. Media distribution officer (paperboy)
10. Education centre nourishment consultants (dinnerlady)

Im quite partial to #3.

Some others found in this link

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Im a Border Services Officer or the old title Customs Inspector.

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They'll try and make anything sound good!

What's a housewife called nowadays? I'm fed up with it now, but until I learn to drive, I'm stuffed!:thumbdown:

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FL, surely your job title would be "Border Integrity Assurance Officer"... or perhaps just "Keeper of the Gates". I also think that all customs officers should sit on thrones from Game of Thrones. Bonus points if all agent stalls/desks can be outfitted with fog effect.

Housewife - The current one seems to be "full-time mom"... because mothers who go to work cease being mothers during business hours. "Oh, sorry, my child is sick? Please call back after 5pm once Mom status resumes. Cheers."

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I think FL should be called "Valiant Defender of the Gates of All Canada and Stamper of The Form That Shall Not Be Folded".

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:)

Chief Domestic Executive? Operations Director, Household? Familial Disharmony Conciliation Facilitator? Home Fires Burning Status Maintenance Executive?

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I think FL should be called "Heimdall".

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LOL, "The Form That Shall Not Be Folded". LOVE IT.

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Home Services Coordinator.

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My title is basic Night (works nights) Auditor (audits reports and financials for the day) but a more modern description would be Automated audit button pusher and sits all night, since the position is largely well entirely automated now, and all I really do, is push a button, wait for 100 pages of various reports to print, then take 5 of those pages and put in a few lines of them into excel spread sheet, and file the rest for 7 years in case CRA wants to see them.


I guess back in the day night auditors actually did audit and do basic accounting and bookkeeping,, but now not so much.

Oh and I fill out deposit slips.

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Assistant Chief of the Useless Notification of Tariffs.

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careful now...

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Oops for forgot this. ;)

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House wife is usually refered to as a "Homemaker"

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:rofl:

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Finance Director, Activities Coordinator, Chief Purchasing Officer, Nurse and General Dogs Body! :rofl:



:rofl: I have images of saying " none shall pass"