Apart from this one.

That one.

Pretty much any thread that got no replies!!

Edited to add, doesn't crappiest have 2 p's? Cos at the minute it reads cray-piest, which makes me thinks of either thin pancakes or crinkly paper you use at school.

...damn, you noticed, I was just about to write some smart-arsed remark about pancakes - now I feel a right tosser!

Those that stay up late for no apparent reason, think alike

What's the difference between an American Pancake and an French Pancake.













The American Pancake will be eaten by a fatty.

I think any thread that begins with the OP asking "Will i like Canada" or Where should i live in Canada"

Closely followed by the good old generalising thread stating "Canada is crap".

Any threads that begin with the sentence

"I know this has probably been asked a million times before but........"

(it has then, so don't ask)

or

"I've done a search but can't find anything specific to my situation"

(well you wouldn't, not unless you posted the thread - use some initiative)

"I've noticed there are lots of threads geared towards dislikes in Canada, so I thought i'd start one about what you really like about here" (or vice versa)

(REALLY, wow thanks for that, because in the whole history of the forum NO-ONE has ever done that. Yay go you)

....I kind of like the crap ones. It's fun to see which of the regular posters snap first and go off on one with the poster.

One week of each month I will volunteer for that title

I'll be a virtual cheerleader for you.

Gimme a B, gimme a J............Goooooooooooooooooooooooooo MANDY!!!!!!

you might want to shave those legs before donning the skirt - just a thought

I'm booked in for a Back, Sack, and Crack

...that displays a level of commitment I just can't relate to!

<--- you during the above process