Monty Don reminds me of Jack Sugden, neither do it for me (so I can't be that sick lol!)

In all seriousness, my friend has quite a thing for Mr Hefner. She once accosted the doormen at his London club trying to get in to meet him. Let's just say that much alcohol had been consumed and she was unsuccessful.

My OH has a thing for Belinda Stronach. I find that bothersomely assimilated.

The fact that she went liberal at least shows some taste, but still she's a little matronly for the "if I were a lesbian I would..........." nomination dbd!

Heard today that he is unlikely to ever reciprocate such a crush............

I believe that's her choice among Canadians, Mistress M, Sarah McLaughlin follows.

Has he come out of the closet?

He was so far in it, i thought he was in Narnia

He hasn't been closeted for a decade. Surely there's never been a more flaming movie than Beyond The Sea.

Some 1979 Polaroid ads she was in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H1t7yOLl4w

I thought he denied it anytime he was asked? Even when he was 'mugged' in London

Kevin Spacey? Really? Shit.

I've had the same two 'crushes' my whole life so far.....I switch between Slash & Duff McKagan. Slash for pure rock & roll legendry, Duff for prettiness.

More currently, I wouldn't pass up Leland Chapman from Dog the Bounty Hunter. He is rather a short arse but has fabulous arms.

Oh yeah, didn't he lose his dog and was out looking for him on Hampstead Heath? As you do at 10pm on a Sunday evening....

Now my ticket on that one DBD if she were to shut up, and not say a word, would have to be Britney, she's a very pretty lady. Minus the psychological issues

Really? She's a minger

Actually - when he was younger - -ARNOLD Schawrzi . .. oh you know - The Terminator . . . .

I'd quite happily look like a minger like her for a day lol!

Go on then Flirty Knickers....who would you use your "If I were batting for the other team I would pass" on?