Ok, this is not too serious but was talking with a former colleague at the freakshow I used to work and there was a comment about the number of individuals with tatoos and body/face piercings. So I made this poll. Lets who can surprise us!

where's the poll or did I miss something

Oh well i'll start then

Have ears pierced (only wear one pair now and have for years but at one stage had 5 in the right ear the 5th being done by a good classmate with a compass in Physics)

Have a small random tatoo on my top right shoulder of a squiggle (not a celtic thing before anyone asks) and a unicorn on my back although whenever anyone sees it (which is rare) they say "ooooh look my little pony"

Have belly button peirced too.

Reasons for getting them

Tatoos were purely because my ex husband said "women who have tatoos are all sl@gs" lmao so the day after he left I went to the tatooist and got them both done They are not the best works of art so will get them touched up sometime next year by a fab guy in town.

Belly button was because I think they look pretty though with my stretch marks that could be a contradiction in terms lol.

And now you all know I have stretch marks, am a sl@g and did anything but work in physics class

I agree with two of the three

Have nothing pierced, tattoeed or surgically enhanced.

I've led a sheltered life.

I do, however, have a nice pole.

I used to have a nice pole, but she missed Warsaw

Story of your life, hun?

back at you.

Do you have any piercings, tatooes etc?

Don't let him lie to you about his Prince Albert - he told me it was a wart

That old chestnut.

nope definately wasn't that big

I meant shrivelled.

Ahhhh the wet chamois leather look - yes