Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
Jul 9th 2007 | 11:56 am
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Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
And have a great day!
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. Oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?
"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
And have a great day!
Jul 9th 2007 | 5:32 pm
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Re: Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
Jul 9th 2007 | 9:23 pm
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Re: Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
Particularly funny as my cousins in Canada think that I should become a Walmart greeter purely because of my accent - but THAT is definitely something I could see myself actually saying to someone too
Gaynor
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Jul 9th 2007 | 10:28 pm
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Re: Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
Love it!
Jul 9th 2007 | 10:57 pm
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Re: Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
FabShould have them in England, everyone would go to the supermarket to watch,be like a new sport!
Charlie
Jul 9th 2007 | 11:41 pm
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Re: Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
Asda has greeters now, at least all the stores I've been in. They're not as boisterous as our cousins over the pond, but they do have them.
Jul 9th 2007 | 11:49 pm
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Re: Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
Scary..............I would not not know what to say to a greeter?
Jul 10th 2007 | 6:20 am
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Re: Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
Here's our local Walmart Greeter 
Jul 10th 2007 | 9:51 am
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Re: Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
nice one eddie
Jul 10th 2007 | 6:00 pm
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Ha, ha! Good one 
Jul 11th 2007 | 5:31 am
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Re: Wall Mart Greeter!!!!
where do you get them from????
