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mandymoochops Feb 1st 2014 2:09 pm

Valentines Day
 
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It's coming - so whatcha doing???? pushing the boat out for the love of your life or are you like this

The4BellsLondon Feb 1st 2014 2:37 pm

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We have done ours a little earlier ...., I game bought him a pair of carbon wheels for his race bike, he has bought me flights to UK and Portugal to see my BFFs :)

bats Feb 1st 2014 3:36 pm

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Working

Piff Poff Feb 1st 2014 5:28 pm

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I will most likely cook a yummy meal:)

mandymoochops Feb 1st 2014 6:00 pm

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Originally Posted by Piff Poff (Post 11108679)
I will most likely cook a yummy meal:)

I won't hahahahahaha ;) Actually I might try, (if he's home) I think he'd REALLY appreciate the effort :) The word yummy might be a stretch though.

Oink Feb 1st 2014 6:36 pm

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Some posh French gaff HID wants to go as apparently she's "sick of me trying to suggest Nando's, the Keg or the Falafel King." :(

The4BellsLondon Feb 1st 2014 6:54 pm

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 11108712)
Some posh French gaff HID wants to go as apparently she's "sick of me trying to suggest Nando's, the Keg or the Falafel King." :(

I like Pita Pit.. And Panda kebab is good!

The4BellsLondon Feb 1st 2014 7:00 pm

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I meant Koala not Panda!!!

fabretti18 Feb 1st 2014 7:56 pm

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Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 11108577)
It's coming

Thanks for the heads up, I'm indebted :o

mandymoochops Feb 2nd 2014 5:03 am

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Originally Posted by fabretti18 (Post 11108765)
Thanks for the heads up, I'm indebted :o

Yeah right because the abundance of plastic hearts in the shops hadn't smacked you square on in the kisser already ;)

Lorna_D Feb 2nd 2014 5:23 am

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Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 11108577)
It's coming - so whatcha doing???? pushing the boat out for the love of your life or are you like this

Ah, young love. :wub:

nldfc Feb 2nd 2014 5:32 am

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Was hoping to punt the Cuba trip off as covering my arse for a Valentines gift as well but she doesn't seem to be wearing it - might have to splurge out for a couple of Big Mac meals :)

montreal mike Feb 2nd 2014 5:36 am

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Originally Posted by mandymoochops (Post 11108577)
It's coming - so whatcha doing???? pushing the boat out for the love of your life or are you like this

thanks for reminding me, I have been successfully ignoring it for 50 years

Inse Feb 2nd 2014 9:33 am

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Happy overpriced flowers and chocolates day.

Souvy Feb 3rd 2014 1:38 am

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My mother in law always send me a Valentine card. I find that highly disturbing.

I shall probably have to find something for my missus though. I'm tending towards a Home Depot gift card. In a pretty box, natch.

leith Feb 3rd 2014 6:03 am

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We're playing "Cupid in a Kilt", a selection of Scottish and Irish love songs for fellow Celts with my husband on guitar, banjo, mandolin and harmonica and me on keyboard, baritone ukulele, several whistles and both of us playing spoons, washboard, and bones. Besides all their songs about battles won and lost, the Scots and the Irish seem quite romantic but we're short of Welsh love songs. Does anybody know any Welsh songs that would be OK for Valentine's Day, apart from "The Ash Grove" and "All Through the Night"?

bats Feb 3rd 2014 6:37 am

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Originally Posted by leith (Post 11111339)
We're playing "Cupid in a Kilt", a selection of Scottish and Irish love songs for fellow Celts with my husband on guitar, banjo, mandolin and harmonica and me on keyboard, baritone ukulele, several whistles and both of us playing spoons, washboard, and bones. Besides all their songs about battles won and lost, the Scots and the Irish seem quite romantic but we're short of Welsh love songs. Does anybody know any Welsh songs that would be OK for Valentine's Day, apart from "The Ash Grove" and "All Through the Night"?

All Through the Night with The Men of Harlech? A Valentine's medley if ever there was one.

bats Feb 3rd 2014 6:39 am

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Here's a list for you

http://www.ukmagic.co.uk/songs_wales.htm

Jingsamichty Feb 3rd 2014 6:42 am

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Originally Posted by leith (Post 11111339)
We're playing "Cupid in a Kilt", a selection of Scottish and Irish love songs for fellow Celts with my husband on guitar, banjo, mandolin and harmonica and me on keyboard, baritone ukulele, several whistles and both of us playing spoons, washboard, and bones. Besides all their songs about battles won and lost, the Scots and the Irish seem quite romantic but we're short of Welsh love songs. Does anybody know any Welsh songs that would be OK for Valentine's Day, apart from "The Ash Grove" and "All Through the Night"?

"One black one, one white one, and one with a bit of....."

Proper tidy.

Oakvillian Feb 3rd 2014 6:48 am

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Originally Posted by leith (Post 11111339)
We're playing "Cupid in a Kilt", a selection of Scottish and Irish love songs for fellow Celts with my husband on guitar, banjo, mandolin and harmonica and me on keyboard, baritone ukulele, several whistles and both of us playing spoons, washboard, and bones. Besides all their songs about battles won and lost, the Scots and the Irish seem quite romantic but we're short of Welsh love songs. Does anybody know any Welsh songs that would be OK for Valentine's Day, apart from "The Ash Grove" and "All Through the Night"?

From what little I know of the subject, the Welsh seem to have a rather different view of what constitutes a love song. The best ones all tend to be about unrequited love, untimely death, rejected advances or other equally un-Hallmark moments.

Myfanwy seems hardly to convey the appropriate sentiment for Valentine's Day, although it is lovely.
Yr Eneth gadd ei Gwrthod (apologies for probably mangled spelling) is another beautiful folky song about an unmarried pregnant teenager who drowns herself in despair. Happy laughing stuff it is not.
Maybe Dacw 'Nghariad is more traditionally sentimental... here's a recording, there may be links to other suitable stuff from here!



on edit - and here's the drowning maiden one...

bats Feb 3rd 2014 6:53 am

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Something from Lindisfarne perhaps?

Oakvillian Feb 3rd 2014 7:03 am

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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 11111430)
"One black one, one white one, and one with a bit of....."

Proper tidy.

Ahahaha. Ticks all the boxes: it did, after all, take a coal miner to find the appropriate part - he may have been Welsh :)

Oink Feb 3rd 2014 7:21 am

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Originally Posted by leith (Post 11111339)
We're playing "Cupid in a Kilt", a selection of Scottish and Irish love songs for fellow Celts with my husband on guitar, banjo, mandolin and harmonica and me on keyboard, baritone ukulele, several whistles and both of us playing spoons, washboard, and bones. Besides all their songs about battles won and lost, the Scots and the Irish seem quite romantic but we're short of Welsh love songs. Does anybody know any Welsh songs that would be OK for Valentine's Day, apart from "The Ash Grove" and "All Through the Night"?

Welsh Love Song

cjones Feb 3rd 2014 8:41 am

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I'll probably get the Mrs. a lovely big padded card festooned with roses, hearts and bows; with a poetic verse that proclaims my undying and eternal love for her... Or as I call it, a blow job voucher.

Pretty Flowers Feb 3rd 2014 9:08 am

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I'll be at home on me lonesome, waiting for my much better half to return from India that week, after missing both Valentine's Day and my Birthday.

ultrarunner Feb 4th 2014 7:18 am

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Originally Posted by cjones (Post 11111710)
I'll probably get the Mrs. a lovely big padded card festooned with roses, hearts and bows; with a poetic verse that proclaims my undying and eternal love for her... Or as I call it, a blow job voucher.

Hmmmmmm...TMI? :blink:

Another bloated commercial gimmick geared towards 1 and only 1.......

On the bright side...price drops the next day on the inflated items

Jingsamichty Feb 4th 2014 7:28 am

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Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 11113379)
Hmmmmmm...TMI? :blink:

TMI? Did you not just post about getting your leg over?


Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 11113379)
On the bright side...price drops the next day on the inflated items

So your next girlfriend is half-price?

orly Feb 4th 2014 8:05 am

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My wife goes on a trip to Myrtle Beach with her grandmother and some other relatives on the 14th. I get to work and look after the dog.

It'll likely mean, being a man, that I'll be lazy and get a pizza delivery. The dog will no doubt be delighted to eat some of the crusts. That's love.

oopsbuddy Feb 4th 2014 11:27 pm

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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 11113405)

So your next girlfriend is half-price?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

cjones Feb 6th 2014 3:19 pm

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Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 11113379)

Another bloated commercial gimmick geared towards 1 and only 1.......

So I take it you and Mrs. Ultrarunner won't be bothering this year then?

ultrarunner Feb 6th 2014 3:27 pm

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Originally Posted by Jingsamichty (Post 11113405)
TMI? Did you not just post about getting your leg over?



So your next girlfriend is half-price?

Bloody hell mate....Girlfriend, what are you a teenager?

It's all FWB from here on :D

Aviator Feb 6th 2014 4:29 pm

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Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 11113379)
On the bright side...price drops the next day on the inflated items

http://www.spencersonline.com/adult_novelty_love-dolls/

You've gone without for too long :rofl:

Lorna_D Feb 7th 2014 1:36 am

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Originally Posted by leith (Post 11111339)
We're playing "Cupid in a Kilt", a selection of Scottish and Irish love songs for fellow Celts with my husband on guitar, banjo, mandolin and harmonica and me on keyboard, baritone ukulele, several whistles and both of us playing spoons, washboard, and bones. Besides all their songs about battles won and lost, the Scots and the Irish seem quite romantic but we're short of Welsh love songs. Does anybody know any Welsh songs that would be OK for Valentine's Day, apart from "The Ash Grove" and "All Through the Night"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myfanwy

ultrarunner Feb 7th 2014 3:01 am

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Originally Posted by Aviator (Post 11117556)
http://www.spencersonline.com/adult_novelty_love-dolls/

You've gone without for too long :rofl:

If only you knew matey...if only you knew

Anyhoo...a recent survey asking what guys want for Valentine's day yields a result of 46% saying sex...Nice one fellas for stating the Obvious

Well of course the quality is what is always in question

Oink Feb 7th 2014 3:24 am

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Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 11118147)
If only you knew matey...if only you knew

Anyhoo...a recent survey asking what guys want for Valentine's day yields a result of 46% saying sex...Nice one fellas for stating the Obvious

Well of course the quality is what is always in question

That's what alcohol is for.

ultrarunner Feb 7th 2014 3:42 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 11118180)
That's what alcohol is for.

I suppose...I wouldn't know being teetotal and all. I guess when you are drunk regardless of the gender, every shag is dynamite?

Oink Feb 7th 2014 3:44 am

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Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 11118207)
I suppose...I wouldn't know being teetotal and all. I guess when you are drunk regardless of the gender, every shag is dynamite?

And species to be honest. :thumbup:

Jingsamichty Feb 7th 2014 4:04 am

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Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 11118207)
I suppose...I wouldn't know being teetotal and all. I guess when you are drunk regardless of the gender, every shag is dynamite?

You must have to beat the ladies off with a shitty stick, ultrarunner. You're successful, charming, always well-turned out - I imagine a sports jacket and some smart greay slacks, with penny loafers - you're attentive to a woman's needs and you can always drive home after a night out.

I'm beginning to think I might go bi. :wub:

Oink Feb 7th 2014 4:08 am

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Originally Posted by ultrarunner (Post 11118207)
I suppose...I wouldn't know being teetotal and all. I guess when you are drunk regardless of the gender, every shag is dynamite?

What would you do on a typical ultrarunner date? A film, dinner, hot air ballon ride?

Simon Legree Feb 7th 2014 4:31 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 11118251)
What would you do on a typical ultrarunner date? A film, dinner, hot air ballon ride?

Hang on a minute. There's nothing wrong with a hot air balloon ride. I've piloted quite a few folks on dates. If you haven't tried it you should. It's akin to a good day on the water fishing !


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