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UK TO CUT IMMIGRANT NUMBERS BY TEACHING THEM TO READ THE DAILY MAIL
The government is to cut the number of immigrants applying for UK citizenship by teaching them how to read the Daily Mail, it has been confirmed.
"Rahman Ahmed, a carpenter from a small village in northern Bangladesh who signed up to the pilot programme, revealed it took him just 90 seconds to realise he had made a 'terrible, terrible mistake'. Standing at the the check-in queue at Heathrow airport, he said: "It not just fact that you all obviously hate me - I prepared for that - it that so many of you seem fascinated with fatness or thinness of stupid, talentless women. "Then I notice how you all in constant panic about whether or not to eat tomatoes. Some days they are best thing ever, other days they kill you. I am thinking 'this is not product of healthy brain'." |
Re: UK TO CUT IMMIGRANT NUMBERS BY TEACHING THEM TO READ THE DAILY MAIL
Originally Posted by el_richo
(Post 8703160)
The government is to cut the number of immigrants applying for UK citizenship by teaching them how to read the Daily Mail, it has been confirmed.
"Rahman Ahmed, a carpenter from a small village in northern Bangladesh who signed up to the pilot programme, revealed it took him just 90 seconds to realise he had made a 'terrible, terrible mistake'. Standing at the the check-in queue at Heathrow airport, he said: "It not just fact that you all obviously hate me - I prepared for that - it that so many of you seem fascinated with fatness or thinness of stupid, talentless women. "Then I notice how you all in constant panic about whether or not to eat tomatoes. Some days they are best thing ever, other days they kill you. I am thinking 'this is not product of healthy brain'." This one, reported today, made me wonder. Who the hell came up with the idea of analysing that? http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Dr...078/story.html |
Re: UK TO CUT IMMIGRANT NUMBERS BY TEACHING THEM TO READ THE DAILY MAIL
Originally Posted by Souvy
(Post 8703292)
That looked a bit Daily Mash, but no.
This one, reported today, made me wonder. Who the hell came up with the idea of analysing that? http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Dr...078/story.html As for the drowning report; it looks like somebody is justifying their job ;) I did note they didn't mention the status of the 10 drownees. |
Re: UK TO CUT IMMIGRANT NUMBERS BY TEACHING THEM TO READ THE DAILY MAIL
Originally Posted by el_richo
(Post 8703385)
Yep it was the Daily Mash. Made me chuckle.
As for the drowning report; it looks like somebody is justifying their job ;) I did note they didn't mention the status of the 10 drownees. |
Re: UK TO CUT IMMIGRANT NUMBERS BY TEACHING THEM TO READ THE DAILY MAIL
Originally Posted by Souvy
(Post 8703459)
I did note the reference to Muslims. What next? The CAA does a study on the driving habits of Asians?
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Re: UK TO CUT IMMIGRANT NUMBERS BY TEACHING THEM TO READ THE DAILY MAIL
Originally Posted by Souvy
(Post 8703459)
What next? The CAA does a study on the driving habits of Asians?
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