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OK then, let's build the perfect British woman.

Pippa's arse.

Lorraine Kelly's boobs?

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Would she not keep falling over?

And don't worry, the Olympics will bring us all together with that lovely warm, lovey-huggy feeling:)

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I'd of said Holly Willoughby's but each to their own. How about Shakira's brain?

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Shakira's not British though. For a brain, I suggest Nigella Lawson. She knows what men like and she's quite prepared to drape herself sluttishly over the kitchen worktops covered in glistening chocolate sauce to make sure they know what they like too. Now, that's what I call using your loaf.

Legs?

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Peppa Pig?

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I do like a nice ham shank.

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And just for interest... I can't even watch the video this thread is about because it's been withdrawn :)

And my suggestion for legs has to be Esther Rantzen.

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Here you go if interested - new link, same clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juf9cxPucLM

Inshallah....etc

Re: TIP OF THE ICEBERG - THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR BRITAIN
 

Thanks for that. Interesting, looks like it's from a BBC3 programme.

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Pervert. ;)

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Posted it on Face book,so sick of this type of thing !!!