This thread is for Stinkpup
#79
Re: This thread is for Stinkpup
I probably think that fusty might apply to boy underwear neglect- wearing them for a few days, then leaving them in the laundry basket for a week then putting them back on as there are none in the drawer.
Hell... If gals ever got to the fetid stage they should be ashamed of themselves and would certainly have very few friends!!
#80
Re: This thread is for Stinkpup
I probably think that fusty might apply to boy underwear neglect- wearing them for a few days, then leaving them in the laundry basket for a week then putting them back on as there are none in the drawer.
Hell... If gals ever got to the fetid stage they should be ashamed of themselves and would certainly have very few friends!!
#81
Formerly known as Hangman
Joined: Jun 2014
Location: Calgary
Posts: 519
Re: This thread is for Stinkpup
As per request from a certain "pup" who shall remain anonymous.
Lexophile
Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.
This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
... The batteries were given out free of charge.
... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
... A will is a dead giveaway.
... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the twisted crop:
... Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
Lexophile
Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location.
This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
... The batteries were given out free of charge.
... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
... A will is a dead giveaway.
... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the twisted crop:
... Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
#83
Re: This thread is for Stinkpup
[QUOTE=Tinpusher63;11800361]As per request from a certain "pup" who shall remain anonymous.
Thanks for dragging this thread out of the gutter Steve, nice one, it was doing my reputation ( which incidentally was never very good!) no good whatsoever!
Thanks for dragging this thread out of the gutter Steve, nice one, it was doing my reputation ( which incidentally was never very good!) no good whatsoever!
#84
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Joined: Apr 2009
Location: SW Ontario
Posts: 19,879
Re: This thread is for Stinkpup
@Tinpusher63 - I didn't know there was a proper name for it!
Great find!
Here's some more:
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large
The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
Great find!
Here's some more:
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large
The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
Last edited by Siouxie; Nov 22nd 2015 at 8:42 am.
#85
Re: This thread is for Stinkpup
I know that this is a " canine drift" yet again but I suppose that is inevitable- but..... Dogs and beer... What a combination...
Just don't give them Guinness- Siouxie knows exactly why!
Midlife guide to... beer for dogs
I've just noticed ... No alcohol??!!
Just don't give them Guinness- Siouxie knows exactly why!
Midlife guide to... beer for dogs
I've just noticed ... No alcohol??!!
Last edited by Stinkypup; Nov 22nd 2015 at 8:46 am. Reason: I can't spell Guinness correctly..