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Stinkypup Apr 8th 2016 2:24 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 

Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 11917750)
Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.

A pint? That's very nearly an armful.

Go to work on an egg.

Drinka pinta milk a day.

Is your house frozen in the 70s Bristol? (Apart from the 'Allo 'Allo reference):cool:

Piff Poff Apr 8th 2016 2:25 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 
I was describing a cup of tea as gnats piss to a fellow Brit that has lived here for 50 plus years, she thought that was the funniest thing that she hasn't heard for so long.

BristolUK Apr 8th 2016 2:26 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 


Love the way Frankie glances at us.

rivingtonpike Apr 8th 2016 2:33 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 
You dirty old man....
Shall I do you now sir?
Oooooh you are awful - but I like you...
Nice to see you, to see you nice!

Stinkypup Apr 8th 2016 2:37 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 

Originally Posted by rivingtonpike (Post 11917763)
You dirty old man....
Shall I do you now sir?
Oooooh you are awful - but I like you...
Nice to see you, to see you nice!

You and Bristol need to shack up together, you would make a great couple:cool:

BristolUK Apr 8th 2016 2:46 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 

Originally Posted by Stinkypup (Post 11917756)
Is your house frozen in the 70s Bristol? (Apart from the 'Allo 'Allo reference):cool:

I think most of what I posted is from before that. :ohmy:

And I'll take a P or I'll have a P is 80s/90s. ;)

I move with the times :lol:

rivingtonpike Apr 8th 2016 2:50 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 
I want "U" please Bob

BristolUK Apr 8th 2016 2:52 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 
A real one.

Last Orders....

Time....

Haven't you got 'omes to go to?

BristolUK Apr 8th 2016 2:54 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 
Thrupenny stamp please.

The Penny box please.

Stinkypup Apr 8th 2016 2:55 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 

Originally Posted by BristolUK (Post 11917770)
I think most of what I posted is from before that. :ohmy:

And I'll take a P or I'll have a P is 80s/90s. ;)

I move with the times :lol:

I still think that you two should make a go of it, you just need to agree the decade that you both want to re-enact at the beginning of each month and off you go :thumbup:

Siouxie Apr 8th 2016 3:45 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 
One hunnnnnnndred and eighttttttttyyyyyyy
..win a Blue Peter Badge
Can I cadge a fag?
Who wants stuffing?
I'm free!
Ohhhh Young Man!

:p

veggies Apr 8th 2016 3:49 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 
Oh Give Over

On yer bike

Give us a kiss

Stinkypup Apr 8th 2016 4:13 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 

Originally Posted by Siouxie (Post 11917806)
One hunnnnnnndred and eighttttttttyyyyyyy
..win a Blue Peter Badge
Can I cadge a fag?
Who wants stuffing?
I'm free!
Ohhhh Young Man!

:p

Right, clearly going to have be a threesome- Man about the house-RP can be Robin and Siouxie and Bristol the two girls- Chrissy and Jo:cool:

Souvy Apr 8th 2016 11:33 pm

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 

Originally Posted by Tootlepootle (Post 11917734)
Bollocks

Quite common in my household. I've trained my colonial wife and stepson in the correct usage.

Jerseygirl Apr 9th 2016 12:13 am

Re: Things I haven't heard in a long time
 
Chuffin' hell.


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