Is there an orange shortage?

It's the thought that counts I guess.
If you're over 55 GET OUT NOW!

Peas mentioned oranges. Are you in oranges?

Navel gazing?

Funny thing happened to me this morning, at 5am my mobile/cell phone rang, which was strategically placed next to my bed. It's a tri-band so can get calls from the UK, emergencies like, because we don't have a home phone yet.

Well, what do you know...it was an estate agent asking if I was interested in selling my UK house for me. 10am there you see, woke me up with a start I can tell you, I think I said "Uh, what um sorry? I um, ye no what sold it bye", put the phone down and went back to sleep. And dreamt about the blitz

You're posts are getting worse than mine.

That's like train-spotting, but with boats, right?

Hehehehehe

It's terrible when they spit in your eye