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steve666 Oct 10th 2007 3:14 pm

Swiss cheezy
 
And the award for the worst 'restaurant' in all respects goes to....

Swiss Chalet!!!

Try their 'Chinese chicken dish', yummy, the worst bits of a 4 day old cooked chicken microwaved on full power for 3 hours and mixed with dried packet rice and still fozen vegetables drenched in a Teriyaki (I thought that was Japanese but hey ho) sauce. And as for the service...HA!

Edna Bucket Oct 10th 2007 3:18 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 
Try the White Spot. It's edible food there

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 3:20 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by Edna Bucket (Post 5411291)
Try the White Spot. It's edible food there

Where's that then?

hot wasabi peas Oct 10th 2007 3:21 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5411282)
And the award for the worst 'restaraunt' in all respects goes to....

Swiss Chalet!!!

Try their 'Chinese chicken dish', yummy, the worst bits of a 4 day old cooked chicken microwaved on full power for 3 hours and mixed with dried packet rice and still fozen vegetables drenched in a Teriyaki (I thought that was Japanese but hey ho) sauce. And as for the service...HA!


Egads Steve, the company that owns Swiss Chalet also makes airplane food! :ohmy:

hot wasabi peas Oct 10th 2007 3:22 pm

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Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5411294)
Where's that then?

I think it's only in BC and Alberta. Take a cab.

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 3:23 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 5411295)
Egads Steve, the company that owns Swiss Chalet also makes airplane food! :ohmy:

Jeeesus c riste and give me more leg room, airplane food! That explained the toilets then.

Edna Bucket Oct 10th 2007 3:24 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 5411298)
I think it's only in BC and Alberta. Take a cab.


Sorry I thought they were everywhere

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 3:26 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 5411298)
I think it's only in BC and Alberta. Take a cab.

I should get there by tomorrow week, is it worth the journey? Do they do white turds?

hot wasabi peas Oct 10th 2007 3:33 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5411303)
I should get there by tomorrow week, is it worth the journey? Do they do white turds?

Yes, they have 'triple O' sauce. :unsure:

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 3:41 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 5411316)
Yes, they have 'triple O' sauce. :unsure:

<Bends left knee forward, right hand on hip, left hand up to mouth running fingers around the lips and says in a camp voice...> "Never liked triple O sauce on my turds."

hot wasabi peas Oct 10th 2007 3:46 pm

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Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5411329)
<Bends left knee forward, right hand on hip, left hand up to mouth running fingers around the lips and says in a camp voice...> "Never liked triple O sauce on my turds."


Anyone?! :unsure:

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 3:49 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 
1 Attachment(s)
Look at these people in the boat, recognise them? I have absolutely no idea at all who they are, so what the hell is this photo doing on my computer desktop?

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 3:51 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 
Mind you the guy with the goatie looks a bit like George Michael.

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 4:01 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 
Canada's very quiet at 11.55 at night isn't it.
It wasn't quiet in my son's bedroom last night, some very odd sounds, do all 18 year old Canadian girls make that noise?

Danny B Oct 10th 2007 4:02 pm

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Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5411340)
Look at these people in the boat, recognise them? I have absolutely no idea at all who they are, so what the hell is this photo doing on my computer desktop?

Swingers website?

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 4:05 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by Danny B (Post 5411363)
Swingers website?

They do look like they might be that, I feel compelled to push the boat over just to get their smug looks off their faces.

hot wasabi peas Oct 10th 2007 4:05 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5411340)
Look at these people in the boat, recognise them? I have absolutely no idea at all who they are, so what the hell is this photo doing on my computer desktop?


The teriyaki sauce kickin-in?

hot wasabi peas Oct 10th 2007 4:09 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5411371)
They do look like they might be that, I feel compelled to push the boat over just to get their smug looks off their faces.


I want to better align that carpet along the edge of the dock. :unsure:

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 4:11 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 5411372)
The teriyaki sauce kickin-in?

I'm just bleedin' bored. I'm not tired, I got this bloody great big rambling house that keeps creaking and bumping, crap on the tv, can't look at any 'adult' programs cos I forgot my pin number, D'OH! No furniture except for a garden chair, an old foldup table and this laptop to keep me company. And u peas:wub: of course.
Ah well, force myself to bed, it's 12.09:eek:

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 4:13 pm

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Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 5411381)
I want to better align that carpet along the edge of the dock. :unsure:

OMG you're not a compulsive wassaname are you?

hot wasabi peas Oct 10th 2007 4:15 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5411385)
I'm just bleedin' bored. I'm not tired, I got this bloody great big rambling house that keeps creaking and bumping, crap on the tv, can't look at any 'adult' programs cos I forgot my pin number, D'OH! No furniture except for a garden chair, an old foldup table and this laptop to keep me company. And u peas:wub: of course.
Ah well, force myself to bed, it's 12.09:eek:


I was thinking the same... it's after 9! :ohmy:

:zzz:

steve666 Oct 10th 2007 4:18 pm

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Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 5411397)
I was thinking the same... it's after 9! :ohmy:

:zzz:

Night...night...

Steve_P Oct 10th 2007 4:44 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5411282)
And the award for the worst 'restaurant' in all respects goes to....

Swiss Chalet!!!

Try their 'Chinese chicken dish', yummy, the worst bits of a 4 day old cooked chicken microwaved on full power for 3 hours and mixed with dried packet rice and still fozen vegetables drenched in a Teriyaki (I thought that was Japanese but hey ho) sauce. And as for the service...HA!

I want to know how you managed to get the secret recipe so soon. :confused:;):rofl::rofl:

daft batty Oct 11th 2007 12:01 am

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Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas (Post 5411381)
I want to better align that carpet along the edge of the dock. :unsure:

split infinitive alert!!:eek::rofl:

iaink Oct 11th 2007 1:43 am

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Oi, leave Swiss Chalet alone. If you go wandering from the tried and tested quarter chicken dinner, thats your own lookout.

steve666 Oct 11th 2007 2:11 am

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by iaink (Post 5413005)
Oi, leave Swiss Chalet alone. If you go wandering from the tried and tested quarter chicken dinner, thats your own lookout.

It reminded me of a works canteen run by children. Tried some of the 'food' one of my kids was having, worse than KFC.
Kelseys (not sure of the spelling) is ok though, not a bad grill place. I guess it's wherever said eating place is situated, maybe. Not taking any more chances with Swiss Chalet, plenty more eateries around here.

Edna Bucket Oct 11th 2007 4:24 am

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Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5411371)
They do look like they might be that, I feel compelled to push the boat over just to get their smug looks off their faces.

I want to know what that furry thing is under the blokes armpit :confused:

Rob4BC Oct 11th 2007 7:19 am

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Originally Posted by Edna Bucket (Post 5413495)
I want to know what that furry thing is under the blokes armpit :confused:

I guess it's his wife!:rofl:

steve666 Oct 11th 2007 8:18 am

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Originally Posted by Rob4BC (Post 5414391)
I guess it's his wife!:rofl:

That's part of the boat, or rather something added to make it look perty.

dbd33 Oct 11th 2007 1:19 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 
Try White Castle. Like Harold and Kumar.

Novocastrian Oct 11th 2007 1:27 pm

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Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 5415514)
Try White Castle. Like Harold and Kumar.

What's this thread about? And do you fancy discussing Nietzsche tonight? Or perhaps not.

Boulder sucked.

steve666 Oct 11th 2007 1:34 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5415527)
What's this thread about? And do you fancy discussing Nietsche tonight? Or perhaps not.

Boulder sucked.

Like all my threads, it can be about anything, or nothing. It's mainly rambing about nothing but HEY! Nietsche can be discussed, have to have a few wines first though, never discuss him while sober, you'll only go mad and die.

steve666 Oct 11th 2007 1:35 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5415527)
What's this thread about? And do you fancy discussing Nietsche tonight? Or perhaps not.

Boulder sucked.

Which Boulder was that? The place?

Steve_P Oct 11th 2007 1:37 pm

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Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5415536)
Nietsche can be discussed, have to have a few wines first though, never discuss him while sober, you'll only go mad and die.

He had a cool mustache sort of an early Lanny Macdonald. ;)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ater.years.jpghttp://www.legendsofhockey.net/graph...mcdonald01.jpg

Novocastrian Oct 11th 2007 1:38 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5415537)
Which Boulder was that? The place?

Yea, the one in C.O.L.O.R.A.D.O.

steve666 Oct 11th 2007 1:39 pm

Re: Swiss cheezy
 

Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 5415539)
He had a cool mustache sort of an early Lanny Macdonald. ;)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ater.years.jpg

And get the quiffy hair curl, so 19th century.

steve666 Oct 11th 2007 1:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5415540)
Yea, the one in C.O.L.O.R.A.D.O.

Lots of rocks there, what was wrong with it? Other than too many rocks.

Novocastrian Oct 11th 2007 1:43 pm

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Originally Posted by Steve_P (Post 5415539)
He had a cool mustache sort of an early Lanny Macdonald. ;)

Well off you go and imbibe a few. For Nietzsche, I recommend a fairly recent Gewurztraminer.

Steve_P Oct 11th 2007 1:48 pm

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Originally Posted by Novocastrian (Post 5415548)
Well off you go and imbibe a few. For Nietzsche, I recommend a fairly recent Gewurztraminer.

Showing my ignorance, is that a red or a white? I'm thinking it should be a white?:confused:

Off now, tatty bye.:):thumbup:

Novocastrian Oct 11th 2007 1:49 pm

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Originally Posted by steve666 (Post 5415544)
Lots of rocks there, what was wrong with it? Other than too many rocks.

No, the place (with major reservations) is fine, (or about as good as you can expect down there), but the meeting I had to go to was utterly, utterly, utterly tedious.


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