supercilious puritan wine merchants
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supercilious puritan wine merchants
I've had a glass or two too many to find the thread on things that annoy you about Canada - perhaps a helpful mod can merge this if it's appropriate.
We have a house guest for a few days who likes a glass or two of an evening. So we head off to the wine shop thingy attached to the Superstore (from pastperformance, has a better selection of drinkable stuff than the LCBO). Our guest, who earns a bob or two more than most, offers to buy a few bottles to see us through the weekend. Chappie behind the desk gives us the third degree. "You want a dozen of these and a hlaf dozen of these? That's some party you're having." "No, it's just the three of us will likely be drinking, but it's got to see ud through to Tuesday." Cue sudden sharp intake of breath, and I seriously thought for a moment he wouldn't sell us 18 bottles unless we promised to share them with many, many more people.
Still, the first three have been very nice. THe fourth is a bit wobblier, and I think it's bedtime. Silly man shouldn't be working in a wine shop if he doesn't approve of people drinkign wine. Inniskillin's East-West series, a merlot-cabernet blending Niagara and Okanagan grapes, in case you were wondering. It's really very quaffable.
We have a house guest for a few days who likes a glass or two of an evening. So we head off to the wine shop thingy attached to the Superstore (from pastperformance, has a better selection of drinkable stuff than the LCBO). Our guest, who earns a bob or two more than most, offers to buy a few bottles to see us through the weekend. Chappie behind the desk gives us the third degree. "You want a dozen of these and a hlaf dozen of these? That's some party you're having." "No, it's just the three of us will likely be drinking, but it's got to see ud through to Tuesday." Cue sudden sharp intake of breath, and I seriously thought for a moment he wouldn't sell us 18 bottles unless we promised to share them with many, many more people.
Still, the first three have been very nice. THe fourth is a bit wobblier, and I think it's bedtime. Silly man shouldn't be working in a wine shop if he doesn't approve of people drinkign wine. Inniskillin's East-West series, a merlot-cabernet blending Niagara and Okanagan grapes, in case you were wondering. It's really very quaffable.
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Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants
I've had a glass or two too many to find the thread on things that annoy you about Canada - perhaps a helpful mod can merge this if it's appropriate.
We have a house guest for a few days who likes a glass or two of an evening. So we head off to the wine shop thingy attached to the Superstore (from pastperformance, has a better selection of drinkable stuff than the LCBO). Our guest, who earns a bob or two more than most, offers to buy a few bottles to see us through the weekend. Chappie behind the desk gives us the third degree. "You want a dozen of these and a hlaf dozen of these? That's some party you're having." "No, it's just the three of us will likely be drinking, but it's got to see ud through to Tuesday." Cue sudden sharp intake of breath, and I seriously thought for a moment he wouldn't sell us 18 bottles unless we promised to share them with many, many more people.
Still, the first three have been very nice. THe fourth is a bit wobblier, and I think it's bedtime. Silly man shouldn't be working in a wine shop if he doesn't approve of people drinkign wine. Inniskillin's East-West series, a merlot-cabernet blending Niagara and Okanagan grapes, in case you were wondering. It's really very quaffable.
We have a house guest for a few days who likes a glass or two of an evening. So we head off to the wine shop thingy attached to the Superstore (from pastperformance, has a better selection of drinkable stuff than the LCBO). Our guest, who earns a bob or two more than most, offers to buy a few bottles to see us through the weekend. Chappie behind the desk gives us the third degree. "You want a dozen of these and a hlaf dozen of these? That's some party you're having." "No, it's just the three of us will likely be drinking, but it's got to see ud through to Tuesday." Cue sudden sharp intake of breath, and I seriously thought for a moment he wouldn't sell us 18 bottles unless we promised to share them with many, many more people.
Still, the first three have been very nice. THe fourth is a bit wobblier, and I think it's bedtime. Silly man shouldn't be working in a wine shop if he doesn't approve of people drinkign wine. Inniskillin's East-West series, a merlot-cabernet blending Niagara and Okanagan grapes, in case you were wondering. It's really very quaffable.
#4
Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants
but there's a dozen of the first one. Well, there was. There isn't any more. I mean, yes, there is some more, but there isn't a dozen any more, because we've had some of them. Buggrit (thank you, Mr Pratchett, for an excellent all-purpose expletive that doesn't get asterisked), you know what I mean.
#5
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I've recently started trying the cabernet/merlot blend (XOXO) and find it quite good but since I've been buying mostly Jackson Triggs or their many other brands out of the liquor store most of it's blended anyway. $10 is enough for plonk but if I want to spend $16 or $20 I'd rather buy when I'm in BC and drive up to Wild Goose Winery at OK Falls and get my favourites. My go-to party meal right now is steak and chips and a half bottle! Don't know why the man in Superstore is worried about your liver..... makes no sense.
#6
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Should have asked the wineshop guy what went well with breakfast....
#7
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keep going in & getting more each day & see when he loses it
#8
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I've seen it done...... for full breakfast or bacon sandwiches the rest of the merlot or shiraz but if someone's going to get up and make quiche and a fruit tray pop open some champagne or reasonable facsimile (korbel, frexisnet, heinkeltroken) and provide orange juice for people to mix if they like. In cafes in Montreal it wasn't uncommon to see people having bacon and eggs and wine in the morning.
#12
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What I want to know is how you put together such a well thought out post, without spelling mistakes and some good 'n' proper grammar like. After three bottles of luvverly plonk.
Well done that man. And a top up sir?
Well done that man. And a top up sir?
#14
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A top up would be splendid, thanks.
Last edited by Oakvillian; Oct 23rd 2011 at 3:36 am.
#15
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They have had in a "celebrity" chef for the week and been offering a range of fancy mexican meals and cocktails.
It was called a "Kentucky Breakfast"- I kid you not it came with two eggs in it and several strips of bacon fused with several shots and a mixer.
When I commented on how enjoyable it was- it sparked a run on the bar........
I am pleased to dedicate my 2000th post to such a beautiful creation.
I am also now embarrasingly approaching my 5 year anniversary on this forum.
Last edited by JamesM; Oct 23rd 2011 at 7:32 pm.