Go Back  British Expats > Living & Moving Abroad > Canada > The Maple Leaf
Reload this Page >

supercilious puritan wine merchants

supercilious puritan wine merchants

Thread Tools
 
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 3:14 am
  #1  
Magnificently Withering
Thread Starter
 
Oakvillian's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Location: Oakville, ON
Posts: 6,891
Oakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond repute
Default supercilious puritan wine merchants

I've had a glass or two too many to find the thread on things that annoy you about Canada - perhaps a helpful mod can merge this if it's appropriate.

We have a house guest for a few days who likes a glass or two of an evening. So we head off to the wine shop thingy attached to the Superstore (from pastperformance, has a better selection of drinkable stuff than the LCBO). Our guest, who earns a bob or two more than most, offers to buy a few bottles to see us through the weekend. Chappie behind the desk gives us the third degree. "You want a dozen of these and a hlaf dozen of these? That's some party you're having." "No, it's just the three of us will likely be drinking, but it's got to see ud through to Tuesday." Cue sudden sharp intake of breath, and I seriously thought for a moment he wouldn't sell us 18 bottles unless we promised to share them with many, many more people.

Still, the first three have been very nice. THe fourth is a bit wobblier, and I think it's bedtime. Silly man shouldn't be working in a wine shop if he doesn't approve of people drinkign wine. Inniskillin's East-West series, a merlot-cabernet blending Niagara and Okanagan grapes, in case you were wondering. It's really very quaffable.
Oakvillian is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 3:18 am
  #2  
 
Joined: Mar 2009
Posts: 1,986
lmartin999 has a reputation beyond reputelmartin999 has a reputation beyond reputelmartin999 has a reputation beyond reputelmartin999 has a reputation beyond reputelmartin999 has a reputation beyond reputelmartin999 has a reputation beyond reputelmartin999 has a reputation beyond reputelmartin999 has a reputation beyond reputelmartin999 has a reputation beyond reputelmartin999 has a reputation beyond reputelmartin999 has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Originally Posted by Oakvillian
I've had a glass or two too many to find the thread on things that annoy you about Canada - perhaps a helpful mod can merge this if it's appropriate.

We have a house guest for a few days who likes a glass or two of an evening. So we head off to the wine shop thingy attached to the Superstore (from pastperformance, has a better selection of drinkable stuff than the LCBO). Our guest, who earns a bob or two more than most, offers to buy a few bottles to see us through the weekend. Chappie behind the desk gives us the third degree. "You want a dozen of these and a hlaf dozen of these? That's some party you're having." "No, it's just the three of us will likely be drinking, but it's got to see ud through to Tuesday." Cue sudden sharp intake of breath, and I seriously thought for a moment he wouldn't sell us 18 bottles unless we promised to share them with many, many more people.

Still, the first three have been very nice. THe fourth is a bit wobblier, and I think it's bedtime. Silly man shouldn't be working in a wine shop if he doesn't approve of people drinkign wine. Inniskillin's East-West series, a merlot-cabernet blending Niagara and Okanagan grapes, in case you were wondering. It's really very quaffable.
Post of the year. You really should take the Morgan out for a blast now.
lmartin999 is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 3:25 am
  #3  
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 14,227
Alan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Originally Posted by Oakvillian
...
Next time tell him it's got to last until 11pm because after this 1/2 dozen runs out there's that 1/2 dozen and after that one there's only 1/2 dozen left.
Alan2005 is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 3:28 am
  #4  
Magnificently Withering
Thread Starter
 
Oakvillian's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Location: Oakville, ON
Posts: 6,891
Oakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Originally Posted by Alan2005
Next time tell him it's got to last until 11pm because after this 1/2 dozen runs out there's that 1/2 dozen and after that one there's only 1/2 dozen left.
but there's a dozen of the first one. Well, there was. There isn't any more. I mean, yes, there is some more, but there isn't a dozen any more, because we've had some of them. Buggrit (thank you, Mr Pratchett, for an excellent all-purpose expletive that doesn't get asterisked), you know what I mean.
Oakvillian is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 10:59 am
  #5  
Stand-up Philosopher
 
caretaker's Avatar
 
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: Regina Saskatchewan
Posts: 16,344
caretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

I've recently started trying the cabernet/merlot blend (XOXO) and find it quite good but since I've been buying mostly Jackson Triggs or their many other brands out of the liquor store most of it's blended anyway. $10 is enough for plonk but if I want to spend $16 or $20 I'd rather buy when I'm in BC and drive up to Wild Goose Winery at OK Falls and get my favourites. My go-to party meal right now is steak and chips and a half bottle! Don't know why the man in Superstore is worried about your liver..... makes no sense.
caretaker is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 11:02 am
  #6  
Slightly Canadian
 
Atlantic Xpat's Avatar
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Location: St. John's, Newfoundland
Posts: 10,129
Atlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Should have asked the wineshop guy what went well with breakfast....
Atlantic Xpat is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 11:14 am
  #7  
.........................
 
Bali2010's Avatar
 
Joined: Aug 2009
Posts: 1,615
Bali2010 has a reputation beyond reputeBali2010 has a reputation beyond reputeBali2010 has a reputation beyond reputeBali2010 has a reputation beyond reputeBali2010 has a reputation beyond reputeBali2010 has a reputation beyond reputeBali2010 has a reputation beyond reputeBali2010 has a reputation beyond reputeBali2010 has a reputation beyond reputeBali2010 has a reputation beyond reputeBali2010 has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

keep going in & getting more each day & see when he loses it
Bali2010 is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 11:15 am
  #8  
Stand-up Philosopher
 
caretaker's Avatar
 
Joined: Apr 2009
Location: Regina Saskatchewan
Posts: 16,344
caretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond reputecaretaker has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat
Should have asked the wineshop guy what went well with breakfast....
I've seen it done...... for full breakfast or bacon sandwiches the rest of the merlot or shiraz but if someone's going to get up and make quiche and a fruit tray pop open some champagne or reasonable facsimile (korbel, frexisnet, heinkeltroken) and provide orange juice for people to mix if they like. In cafes in Montreal it wasn't uncommon to see people having bacon and eggs and wine in the morning.
caretaker is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 3:59 pm
  #9  
.
 
Oink's Avatar
 
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 20,185
Oink has a reputation beyond reputeOink has a reputation beyond reputeOink has a reputation beyond reputeOink has a reputation beyond reputeOink has a reputation beyond reputeOink has a reputation beyond reputeOink has a reputation beyond reputeOink has a reputation beyond reputeOink has a reputation beyond reputeOink has a reputation beyond reputeOink has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat
Should have asked the wineshop guy what went well with breakfast....
Or what would the grandchildren likely enjoy.
Oink is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 4:03 pm
  #10  
 
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 14,227
Alan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond reputeAlan2005 has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Originally Posted by Oink
Or what would the grandchildren likely enjoy.
And do they do wine for pets.
Alan2005 is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 5:26 pm
  #11  
Slightly Canadian
 
Atlantic Xpat's Avatar
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Location: St. John's, Newfoundland
Posts: 10,129
Atlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond reputeAtlantic Xpat has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Originally Posted by Oink
Or what would the grandchildren likely enjoy.
I find taking an infant or small child around the liquor store gets one glanced at. Particularly when she says "can I get your your usual Daddy?"
Atlantic Xpat is offline  
Old Oct 22nd 2011, 11:56 pm
  #12  
Lost in BE Cyberspace
 
ann m's Avatar
 
Joined: Jul 2006
Location: Cochrane, Alberta
Posts: 7,861
ann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond reputeann m has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

What I want to know is how you put together such a well thought out post, without spelling mistakes and some good 'n' proper grammar like. After three bottles of luvverly plonk.

Well done that man. And a top up sir?
ann m is offline  
Old Oct 23rd 2011, 12:55 am
  #13  
Born again atheist
 
Novocastrian's Avatar
 
Joined: Jul 2005
Location: Europe (to be specified).
Posts: 30,259
Novocastrian has a reputation beyond reputeNovocastrian has a reputation beyond reputeNovocastrian has a reputation beyond reputeNovocastrian has a reputation beyond reputeNovocastrian has a reputation beyond reputeNovocastrian has a reputation beyond reputeNovocastrian has a reputation beyond reputeNovocastrian has a reputation beyond reputeNovocastrian has a reputation beyond reputeNovocastrian has a reputation beyond reputeNovocastrian has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Originally Posted by ann m
What I want to know is how you put together such a well thought out post, without spelling mistakes and some good 'n' proper grammar like. After three bottles of luvverly plonk.

Well done that man. And a top up sir?
AI enhanced word processor.
Novocastrian is offline  
Old Oct 23rd 2011, 3:33 am
  #14  
Magnificently Withering
Thread Starter
 
Oakvillian's Avatar
 
Joined: Jan 2007
Location: Oakville, ON
Posts: 6,891
Oakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond reputeOakvillian has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Originally Posted by ann m
What I want to know is how you put together such a well thought out post, without spelling mistakes and some good 'n' proper grammar like. After three bottles of luvverly plonk.

Well done that man. And a top up sir?
This evening has been marginally less excessive so far. But that may have more to do with the fact that we are preparing for middle child's fifth birthday party tomorrow. SWMBO is in the process of producing another fabulous cake (the request was for a Monarch butterfly; my services were required for makign a template to shape the cakes, but the decoration is another thing entirely. I'll post a pic tomorrow if it turns out as well as it looks half way through the process.....). And we're mindful of the fact that we have a dozen small people to deal with for two hours in the early afternoon. I think we're saving ourselves for the onslaught that tomorrow night may bring. We've made a decent dent in the supply, though.

A top up would be splendid, thanks.

Last edited by Oakvillian; Oct 23rd 2011 at 3:36 am.
Oakvillian is offline  
Old Oct 23rd 2011, 7:29 pm
  #15  
Dive Bar Drunk
 
JamesM's Avatar
 
Joined: Nov 2006
Location: Toronto
Posts: 8,649
JamesM has a reputation beyond reputeJamesM has a reputation beyond reputeJamesM has a reputation beyond reputeJamesM has a reputation beyond reputeJamesM has a reputation beyond reputeJamesM has a reputation beyond reputeJamesM has a reputation beyond reputeJamesM has a reputation beyond reputeJamesM has a reputation beyond reputeJamesM has a reputation beyond reputeJamesM has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: supercilious puritan wine merchants

Originally Posted by Atlantic Xpat
Should have asked the wineshop guy what went well with breakfast....
I had a very intriguing cocktail at the bar downstairs on Friday.

They have had in a "celebrity" chef for the week and been offering a range of fancy mexican meals and cocktails.

It was called a "Kentucky Breakfast"- I kid you not it came with two eggs in it and several strips of bacon fused with several shots and a mixer.

When I commented on how enjoyable it was- it sparked a run on the bar........

I am pleased to dedicate my 2000th post to such a beautiful creation.

I am also now embarrasingly approaching my 5 year anniversary on this forum.

Last edited by JamesM; Oct 23rd 2011 at 7:32 pm.
JamesM is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service -

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.