This will probably end in tears but, given that the user titles are, well, a bit lame, and many posters will be selecting their own custom title, perhaps this is the thread to offer some helpful suggestions?

As an example:

Novocastrian: Science Curmudgeon.
BristolUK: Moncton Rocks!

etc etc.

<Must resist temptation to repost the list from the moderators forum>...

Thats a great idea AX - because yours quite plainly sucks at the minute

I think that's a great idea - where do we start?

Oh god PF one came up for you in my mind (but only because Souv started calling you it after your meet up) - i'll not post it but you know what I mean

I think this thread would have far more potential after a long boozy lunch.

.... something to do with DD's perchance?

Yes will post after supper

Go on - post it. You know you want to.

That would make the thread interesting.

Sadly I am lieing low with the source at the moment but I have a few choice names for some.........maybe on Thursday I'll tip some jars and pop back.

Well Bali2010 has already suggested that Iaink's should say "Hung like a horse".

I reckon that must break some sort of moderator code, although the poster below the suggestion said "it was too big and wouldn't fit."

On edit Bristoluk actually said "it's too long" but the premise is the same.

Freudian slip?

No slip about it. It was deliberate in both senses. That's the sort of mind I have.

Then that just confirms the fact that subtle humour is lost on me

Not correct. PF herself was the first person to use the N word and it was before the meet in the Yard. That was years ago. My mammary must be better than I thought.