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scrubbedexpat091 Mar 1st 2014 1:36 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11150889)
http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/language-...osts-1.1706151

She has been given until March 10 to come up with ways to address the complaint or face a fine

I'd just close up the shop and leave the province...

montreal mike Mar 1st 2014 1:45 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by Jsmth321 (Post 11153578)
I'd just close up the shop and leave the province...

if she could, she would

montreal mike Mar 1st 2014 1:51 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montre...sses-1.2555997

Lalancette says sometimes drivers don't believe the warning signs.

“They are crossing their fingers, because they know the truck is that high.”

Shard Mar 1st 2014 2:06 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11153591)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montre...sses-1.2555997

Lalancette says sometimes drivers don't believe the warning signs.

“They are crossing their fingers, because they know the truck is that high.”

The equivalent in a car is driving along a narrow street with cars parked both sides and praying you don't scrape.

montreal mike Mar 1st 2014 8:39 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montre...ches-1.2556387

The Quebec Soccer Federation chose to enforce a ban on turbans on the soccer pitch last April, causing outrage in the Canadian Sikh community.

i think everyone should be outraged

Shard Mar 1st 2014 8:57 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11153967)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montre...ches-1.2556387

The Quebec Soccer Federation chose to enforce a ban on turbans on the soccer pitch last April, causing outrage in the Canadian Sikh community.

i think everyone should be outraged

I agree, why are they playing soccer when they could be playing hockey!

burks Mar 1st 2014 9:43 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11153967)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montre...ches-1.2556387

The Quebec Soccer Federation chose to enforce a ban on turbans on the soccer pitch last April, causing outrage in the Canadian Sikh community.

i think everyone should be outraged

FIFA have only just ruled that they are officially allowing religious headwear after a 20 month trial!

http://www.cbc.ca/m/touch/canada/mon...tory/1.2556387

montreal mike Mar 3rd 2014 1:15 pm

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/quebec-la...page-1.1712554

see post 81

sanity prevails at last

(until the next round of predictable BS)

Souvy Mar 4th 2014 12:38 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11157101)
http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/quebec-la...page-1.1712554

see post 81

sanity prevails at last

(until the next round of predictable BS)

Yes.

That was ludicrous. Chelsea and the communities near it are heavily anglophone. You'll hear more English than French in the pub there, as you will in most of the shops.

montreal mike Mar 4th 2014 2:43 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by Souvy (Post 11157658)
Yes.

That was ludicrous. Chelsea and the communities near it are heavily anglophone. You'll hear more English than French in the pub there, as you will in most of the shops.

ludicrous is putting it mildly

you are too polite

Souvy Mar 4th 2014 3:07 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11157841)
ludicrous is putting it mildly

you are too polite

Polite is not normally a word associated with me. Try phoning me up pretending to be from the Microsoft Computer Company Technical Department and you'll find out just how not polite I can be.

jwtimmon Mar 4th 2014 3:10 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
Homework for tonight
Compare and contrast the Language police of Quebec and the Morals police of Iran

montreal mike Mar 4th 2014 4:20 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/sleep-m...tudy-1.1711309

sleep machines?

how on earth did i manage 70 years ago?

burks Mar 4th 2014 4:39 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-somerset-26431417

This is one way to keep kids quiet in the classroom!

Shard Mar 4th 2014 7:12 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by burks (Post 11158073)
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-somerset-26431417

This is one way to keep kids quiet in the classroom!

I hope the teacher gets sacked.

montreal mike Mar 4th 2014 7:34 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
shard

i think not

i agree with you though

but if the unions over there are like those over here teacher will be protected and all that will happen is a slap on the wrist

Gozit Mar 4th 2014 8:13 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by jwtimmon (Post 11157883)
Homework for tonight
Compare and contrast the Language police of Quebec and the Morals police of Iran

:goodpost:

And about the sellotape teacher - yes i hope she gets sacked! Just an example of how the school systems in our world today are making kids not like school!! And for good reasons

montreal mike Mar 5th 2014 1:23 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://ca.reuters.com/article/entert...A2324Z20140304

Bieber police video may be released, minus genitalia -judge

which begs the question why would anyone in their right mind bother to film his privates?

scrubbedexpat091 Mar 5th 2014 1:33 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by gozitanguygoinghome99xx (Post 11158474)
:goodpost:

And about the sellotape teacher - yes i hope she gets sacked! Just an example of how the school systems in our world today are making kids not like school!! And for good reasons

Oh trust me, kids didn't like school back in the 80's and 90's when I was in school either..

jwtimmon Mar 5th 2014 1:35 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
Or the 70s and Christian Brothers weren't known for their easy going mannerisms either.

montreal mike Mar 5th 2014 1:38 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilt...ment-1.2559809

Dead soldier gets 1-cent cheque from federal government
this is amazing


don't these well paid bureaucrats look at the cheques being mailed out or is that too much to ask?

scrubbedexpat091 Mar 5th 2014 3:08 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11159498)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilt...ment-1.2559809

Dead soldier gets 1-cent cheque from federal government
this is amazing


don't these well paid bureaucrats look at the cheques being mailed out or is that too much to ask?

Doubt it. Gov't doesn't seem to check and verify much before sending things out.

montreal mike Mar 5th 2014 5:06 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by Jsmth321 (Post 11159606)
Doubt it. Gov't doesn't seem to check and verify much before sending things out.

that is exactly the point

what if the cheque had been for a million dollars?

montreal mike Mar 5th 2014 6:04 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toront...ults-1.2550308


10 years in the clink


how did he ever imagine he would get away with it?

montreal mike Mar 6th 2014 4:02 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26464490

The programme called "Jjak", which means partner, features seven men and five women contestants who compete for dates in a guesthouse, known as "Lovetown", which is fitted with cameras in all rooms except the bathroom.

South Korean newspapers say the show has a reputation for creating emotional tension and that contestants are required to eat meals alone when rejected by their dates.

Shard Mar 6th 2014 6:39 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11161249)
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-26464490

The programme called "Jjak", which means partner, features seven men and five women contestants who compete for dates in a guesthouse, known as "Lovetown", which is fitted with cameras in all rooms except the bathroom.

South Korean newspapers say the show has a reputation for creating emotional tension and that contestants are required to eat meals alone when rejected by their dates.

That's sad, but being over-pressurised obsessive Korea, somehow it doesn't surprise me.

montreal mike Mar 6th 2014 11:48 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-26476977

A top prosecutor of sexual assault cases in the US Army has been accused of groping a female lawyer colleague, military officials say.

Lt Col Joseph Morse has been suspended amid allegations he targeted the woman at a 2011 sexual assault legal conference in Virginia.

montreal mike Mar 6th 2014 11:56 pm

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-26476983

On Wednesday, the state's Supreme Judicial Court found the existing Peeping Tom law did not apply to "photographing (or videotaping or electronically surveilling) persons who are fully clothed and, in particular, does not reach the type of upskirting that the defendant is charged with".

scrubbedexpat091 Mar 6th 2014 11:58 pm

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11162501)
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-26476983

On Wednesday, the state's Supreme Judicial Court found the existing Peeping Tom law did not apply to "photographing (or videotaping or electronically surveilling) persons who are fully clothed and, in particular, does not reach the type of upskirting that the defendant is charged with".

Hopefully the politicians will act quickly and pass an updated law to include modern day technology.

montreal mike Mar 7th 2014 12:54 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by Jsmth321 (Post 11162503)
Hopefully the politicians will act quickly and pass an updated law to include modern day technology.

yes it is in the works

quote:

Massachusetts lawmakers have approved a bill targeting those who take photographs of "the sexual or other intimate parts" of people in public.

I would have thought this would have been dealt with a long time ago

montreal mike Mar 7th 2014 1:09 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.bbc.com/news/education-26481098

Hundreds of trainee teachers wrongly passed literacy and numeracy tests because of a series of marking errors.

More than 700 candidates were incorrectly awarded marks which meant that they passed papers they should have failed in the last academic year


what is truly hilarious is that these people will go on to teach, having failed literacy and numeracy tests

montreal mike Mar 7th 2014 2:26 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-c...shire-26480334

Peterborough referral unit allows pupils to smoke

the path of least resistance it seems

get them hooked early

Shard Mar 7th 2014 2:50 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11162617)
http://www.bbc.com/news/education-26481098

Hundreds of trainee teachers wrongly passed literacy and numeracy tests because of a series of marking errors.

More than 700 candidates were incorrectly awarded marks which meant that they passed papers they should have failed in the last academic year


what is truly hilarious is that these people will go on to teach, having failed literacy and numeracy tests

I think the "hilarious" part is that the test that is meant to check literacy/numeracy is itself incorrect. That's somehow a greater incompetence than that of those talking the test.

montreal mike Mar 7th 2014 4:28 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by Shard (Post 11162831)
I think the "hilarious" part is that the test that is meant to check literacy/numeracy is itself incorrect. That's somehow a greater incompetence than that of those talking the test.

on second thought, you are absolutely correct

montreal mike Mar 7th 2014 4:29 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-s...peal-1.2563227

In the summer of 2006, Hutchinson thought he could save his flagging relationship by getting his girlfriend pregnant. He surreptitiously poked holes in her condoms.

poked holes?

I wonder what he used?

a needle maybe?

this kinda a gives a new meaning to the word 'prick'

montreal mike Mar 8th 2014 3:53 pm

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26501460

idiot and despicable

Shard Mar 9th 2014 6:25 am

Re: stupidity galore
 

Originally Posted by montreal mike (Post 11164733)

A bit silly to be worked up over that. Has the Italian official not seen any Monty Python! This thread appears to be the "Montreal Mike Internet venting thread"! Nevermind. A good roundup of the nonsense that is out there.

montreal mike Mar 9th 2014 10:23 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
shard

actually that would have been a good title for this thread :)

montreal mike Mar 10th 2014 3:50 am

Re: stupidity galore
 
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-26515236

A man has been spared jail for keeping his mother's dead body in a freezer so he could claim her benefits.

even more idiotic was that he was spared jail

burks Mar 10th 2014 5:21 pm

Re: stupidity galore
 
I think you will enjoy this..

http://www.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheStupid/


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