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ireland2canada Oct 6th 2008 8:00 am

Re: Strange British sayings
 
[QUOTE=dbd33;6850105] brassic QUOTE]

I haven't so much as a pot to piss in.

Katie76 Oct 6th 2008 8:04 am

Re: Strange British sayings
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 6850105)
But they're not really sayings, just terms in common use, otherwise we'll be listing "shift yer 'arris" or brassic or "you're wanted on the eau de" or any number of other words I have to say loudly before the oiks here catch on.

arhhh,..Flowers and Frolics = ?

:p

dbd33 Oct 6th 2008 8:05 am

Re: Strange British sayings
 

Originally Posted by Katie76 (Post 6850257)
arhhh,..Flowers and Frolics = ?

:p

Don't be saying that, you'll have Jules after you.

Katie76 Oct 6th 2008 8:07 am

Re: Strange British sayings
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 6850260)
Don't be saying that, you'll have Jules after you.

:rofl:,....

dbd33 Oct 6th 2008 8:21 am

Re: Strange British sayings
 

Originally Posted by Katie76 (Post 6850265)
:rofl:,....

I fear that part of the reason why we never really settled in Canada is that my ex learned English in London from me and those of my ilk. Thus, to this day, she uses expressions such as butcher's, Brahmsed, grass, rub-a-dub and Hampton in heavily French accented English. She still gets enraged at the locals for failing to understand the colloquial idioms she worked so hard to master. It would of course have been the same had we the misfortune to move to Manchester rather than Toronto but there's no telling her that now.

Novocastrian Oct 6th 2008 8:35 am

Re: Strange British sayings
 

Originally Posted by dbd33 (Post 6850291)
I fear that part of the reason why we never really settled in Canada is that my ex learned English in London from me and those of my ilk. Thus, to this day, she uses expressions such as butcher's, Brahmsed, grass, rub-a-dub and Hampton in heavily French accented English. She still gets enraged at the locals for failing to understand the colloquial idioms she worked so hard to master. It would of course have been the same had we the misfortune to move to Manchester rather than Toronto but there's no telling her that now.

Sounds like my mother in law. "Zut, zees geordeez are crazee, zey 'ave no reyspect"

jamesmc Oct 6th 2008 10:34 am

Re: Strange British sayings
 
what about,

dont piss down my back and tell me its raining.
go play on the motorway..

Lorna_D Oct 6th 2008 12:01 pm

Re: Strange British sayings
 
Go play on the M4
Arsehole of the empire (most valley towns :rofl:)
a watched pot never boils
dead as a doornail
whose coat is that jacket
old age doesn't come by itself

DaveLovesDee Oct 6th 2008 12:33 pm

Re: Strange British sayings
 
Colder than a witches tit.

andrew & linda Oct 6th 2008 2:11 pm

Re: Strange British sayings
 
What about some Scottish sayings -

Skinny malinky longlegs;

Haud yer wheesht;

awayegoyabamye

and

awayanbileyerheid.

L
:wink_smile:

ireland2canada Oct 6th 2008 8:15 pm

Re: Strange British sayings
 

Originally Posted by andrew & linda (Post 6850948)
What about some Scottish sayings -

Skinny malinky longlegs;

Is that where that comes from?! Always wondered. Something about banana feet too, maybe.

sinope Oct 6th 2008 8:35 pm

Re: Strange British sayings
 
You're all mad as a box of frogs.

Elaine B. Oct 6th 2008 8:47 pm

Re: Strange British sayings
 

Originally Posted by sinope (Post 6851699)
You're all mad as a box of frogs.

or dumb as a bag of spanners.

ireland2canada Oct 6th 2008 9:21 pm

Re: Strange British sayings
 
A tile short of a fireplace.
Happy as a pig in shit.
Thick as champ.
You'd get more craic at a wake.
Couldn't organise a sh@g at a whorehouse.
It's better than a poke in the eye.

One of my favourites (although sadly accurate :huh:).....I look like I fell out of the ugly tree & hit all the branches on the way down.

Might do some work today....;)

sinope Oct 6th 2008 10:47 pm

Re: Strange British sayings
 

Originally Posted by Elaine B. (Post 6851733)
or dumb as a bag of spanners.

or a can short of a six-pack...


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