bugger. I was going to be Lord Peter Wimsey, I think. Or one of those dashing chaps from the 1920s, independently wealthy, who drive around in 3 1/2 litre Bentleys saving the world from evil criminals...

I'll settle for Roy Jenkins, instead. Before he died, obviously.

These rules seem arbitrary at best.

Thats just the nature of forum rules

The application of them can be just as arbitrary

It's his game so we play by Souvy's dark side rules but rules with a twist/

I would like to come back as me but with much money and little conscience.

Matt Damon's wife.

Matt Damon.

Tim Burgess (lead singer of the charlatans).

That Thirsty Traveller guy

Amy Winehouse. She seems to have a right laugh.

<looks, nervously, for lickle carpet burns>

Piers Morgan.

He's a right Twat. Remember why he got sacked from the Mirror?

Indeed.

Being reincarnated as the cretin is the only way that I can ensure that he gets punched in the nose everyday.

Id come back as Hitler..but stick to painting

a baby that was going to grow up to be Sandra Bullock - with the wherewithall not to marry Jessie James.