speeding tickets!
#17
Well I dunno what that means, must be IRA code for summat.
But since this thread has been well and truly hijacked already, let me add this:
I've just been out for a cancer-stick and noted with approval the cacophony of cicadas, froggy-woggies and stuff.
Yer divn't get that in Newcastle.
But since this thread has been well and truly hijacked already, let me add this:
I've just been out for a cancer-stick and noted with approval the cacophony of cicadas, froggy-woggies and stuff.
Yer divn't get that in Newcastle.
#18
Thread Starter






Joined: May 2007
Posts: 1,053

I think it's becaue they don't know who was in the vehicle at the time that they can't attribute points! Or at least thats what I got from the letter anyway!
Oh well - I am now dreading checking the mail each day though! Thanks for the advice Batty!
Total inbuggerance
Mrs M x
Oh well - I am now dreading checking the mail each day though! Thanks for the advice Batty!
Total inbuggerance
Mrs M x
#19
Got my FIRST EVER speeding ticket - never had ONE in the UK but got one in three months here! Bloody gutted!:curse:
$145 by the time I paid it online, no points (or whatever) as I was done by a sneaky one, doing 52 in a 30 playground zone, that is really hard to spot if you turn on to the avenue from one of the streets in the middle of the zone.
Anyway, what's your exeperiences of speeding or am I the only div???? I really try not to too! But honestly didn't know!
Won't tell you what Gaynor said I have to do when I tell Mr Miggins though lol!
Happy driving
(a $145 lighter
)
Mrs Miggins
$145 by the time I paid it online, no points (or whatever) as I was done by a sneaky one, doing 52 in a 30 playground zone, that is really hard to spot if you turn on to the avenue from one of the streets in the middle of the zone.
Anyway, what's your exeperiences of speeding or am I the only div???? I really try not to too! But honestly didn't know!
Won't tell you what Gaynor said I have to do when I tell Mr Miggins though lol!
Happy driving
(a $145 lighter
)Mrs Miggins
Mrs. Miggins. You shock me.
#20










Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 15,883

I think it's becaue they don't know who was in the vehicle at the time that they can't attribute points! Or at least thats what I got from the letter anyway!
Oh well - I am now dreading checking the mail each day though! Thanks for the advice Batty!
Total inbuggerance
Mrs M x
Oh well - I am now dreading checking the mail each day though! Thanks for the advice Batty!
Total inbuggerance
Mrs M x
No worries then regarding transcript, as you correctly state they don't know who was driving so it's just a fine nothing more.
#21
My hubby is the EXPERT in getting speeding tickets! He got three in the three weeks his mum was here - I'll put it down to the stress of her (but that's 'cause I'm nice
).
He especially seems to like getting the ones where your chased down the highway by the smokies with the flashing lights - more show for the money
).He especially seems to like getting the ones where your chased down the highway by the smokies with the flashing lights - more show for the money
#22
Our (I say "our" cos though it is defo my car, I'm certain I have never driven in that particular spot so blame my OH) last ticket was for doing 41 in a playground zone
I mean, c'mon, that's hardly speeding at all is it? it's 25 mph FFS! I didn't know my car went that slow! 
Previously to coming to Canada, my only ticket was one solitary parking fine in 25 years of driving! Since being here I've evidently turned into a right hooligoon...... two speeding fines and hauled over for sundry other traffic violations on TWO other occasions!!!
I mean, c'mon, that's hardly speeding at all is it? it's 25 mph FFS! I didn't know my car went that slow! 
Previously to coming to Canada, my only ticket was one solitary parking fine in 25 years of driving! Since being here I've evidently turned into a right hooligoon...... two speeding fines and hauled over for sundry other traffic violations on TWO other occasions!!!
#23
You might consider the following strategy in future. Risky but effective....
Worth a try, eh?
Reg Dixon
A police officer pulled a Navy Chief over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!
Navy Chief: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Navy Chief: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it.
The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Navy Chief: Yeah, and I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too.
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!
Navy Chief: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Navy Chief: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it.
The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Navy Chief: Yeah, and I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too.
Worth a try, eh?

Reg Dixon
#24
I got a ticket last night. Bit of a shit, the cop told me his gun was set for 110 wossnames and he got me at 113. Still, I'm usually going at 75-80mph which would have been a bit more expensive. The cop made a big deal out of waiving the $220 fine for having the wrong address on my driving license and ownership. I'd have thought that big of him except that the reason I have the wrong address is that the kinder cops waive the speeding and fine for the address. The latter has no points attached.
#25










Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 15,883

I got a ticket last night. Bit of a shit, the cop told me his gun was set for 110 wossnames and he got me at 113. Still, I'm usually going at 75-80mph which would have been a bit more expensive. The cop made a big deal out of waiving the $220 fine for having the wrong address on my driving license and ownership. I'd have thought that big of him except that the reason I have the wrong address is that the kinder cops waive the speeding and fine for the address. The latter has no points attached.
#26
I'm not sure, the ticket's in the car. It'll be 70 or 80. Most of the road is three or four lanes (total not each way) with limit of 80 but there are bits where the limit goes down to 70, I suppose that has to do with revenue generation.
#27
You might consider the following strategy in future. Risky but effective....

Reg Dixon
A police officer pulled a Navy Chief over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!
Navy Chief: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Navy Chief: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it.
The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Navy Chief: Yeah, and I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too.
Worth a try, eh?Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Navy Chief Petty Officer: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Navy Chief: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Navy Chief: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Navy Chief: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!
Navy Chief: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Navy Chief: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Navy Chief: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Navy Chief: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Navy Chief: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it.
The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Navy Chief: Yeah, and I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too.

Reg Dixon



#28










Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 15,883

I'm curious though. When he said his detector thingy was set to 110, does that mean if you were doing 109 that you wouldn't have got a ticket? If so that's a 40 or 30 wossname cushion an even bigger leeway than I was given to understand.
I was told by a reliable source (civilian member) that the RCMP in will give you up to 19 wossnames over the limit on the highway before they'll issue a ticket.
#29
I don't think a general access road in Ontario can be given a limit of over 80 so they all have that limit and the acceptable speed varies. That cop was at pains to say that the police force doesn't think going at a speed of 120 on that road is more likely to cause an accident than going at 100. He said they're concerned with the relative damage when an accident does occur. I took this as implying that they don't expect anyone to be doing 80.
#30
That's what he said and it does match the traffic pattern. I don't think I've seen a vehicle going less than 100 along there and I recently follow a convoy marked "Wide Load" and "D" that was going at 110.
I don't think a general access road in Ontario can be given a limit of over 80 so they all have that limit and the acceptable speed varies. That cop was at pains to say that the police force doesn't think going at a speed of 120 on that road is more likely to cause an accident than going at 100. He said they're concerned with the relative damage when an accident does occur. I took this as implying that they don't expect anyone to be doing 80.
I don't think a general access road in Ontario can be given a limit of over 80 so they all have that limit and the acceptable speed varies. That cop was at pains to say that the police force doesn't think going at a speed of 120 on that road is more likely to cause an accident than going at 100. He said they're concerned with the relative damage when an accident does occur. I took this as implying that they don't expect anyone to be doing 80.

Did he offer you commission?





