sound advice
#1
if you are working the evening shift and decide to do some college homework at your bosses desk. Dont, dont spill a glass of water over the keyboard, telephone list, diary and stack of binders.






#6
Oh shit batty not good. 
Don't worry though, I once quite innocently drank a bottle of my boss' wine with the intention to replace it the next day, but once sober the said next day, I notice some writting on the label to J*** & D**** happy anniversary do not open till 2001.
This was back in 1993, I worked for them for a further 8 months without them noticing.

Don't worry though, I once quite innocently drank a bottle of my boss' wine with the intention to replace it the next day, but once sober the said next day, I notice some writting on the label to J*** & D**** happy anniversary do not open till 2001.

This was back in 1993, I worked for them for a further 8 months without them noticing.









