Member123

I was down the road in my local supermarket and was standing beside two men looking quite puzzled at the array of bottles in front of them.

"We have to get the stuff to put on the stuff", first guy says.

"It tastes crap and she ruins the stuff with it anyway" replies guy # 2.

"My life wont be worth living if I go home without it, apparently it makes the lettuce taste better, but nothing improves rabbit food".

I felt like whispering in his ear "It's called salad dressing and I quite prefer the honey and mustard"

But I just walked away chuckling to myself at the wisdom of the opposite sex.

steve666

I'm sorry I can't find anything wrong with what they were saying.

Atlantic Xpat

I find the best salad dressing is a large steak!

steve666

With mushrooms, fried egg and chips. Hmmmmm.

PaulCall

maybe some fried onions too

steve666

Absolutely, fried in Anchor butter (or Canadian equivalent) and grilled tomatoes too.

PaulCall

we could really cause ottawa some arterial problems with this meal

steve666

I believe this meal is what Ottawanians have every day, they don't eat salad, it makes them come up in a rash.

Madmac

Greenery is for Rabbits and weirdos - the latter category sufficiently large to accommodate Vegans, Vegetarians, Tree-huggers and those with no canines.

My friend once went on an all meat diet for about a week. Needless to say he ended up with serious constipation and trailed a foul smell (protein related I'm told) around after him.

steve666

He should have been banished to the Pitcairn Islands

Steve_P

I'm getting angina just reading this thread.

Member123

Boys will be boys!!!!!

simon876

Not always .... ask Lou Reed

TrishP

Ah, spoken like a true Scot!

Madmac

Guilty as charged M'am.

Coat it in batter, deep fry it and then it should be palatable.

Mmm - battered and deep fried lettuce.