Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

Being found dead at a famous French footballers house
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Apparently it's murder on Zidane's floor :(
"TAXI!"

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

OUCH, I wouldn't even admit to knowing that one!! :D

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

I soooooooo don't get it! :confused: :D

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

Here we go again HWP, I will have to explain to you again ;)

Sophie Ellis Bextor had a song ' Its murder on the dance floor' - therefore if you misspronounce 'Zidane's floor'.........

PS Zidane being the French footballer sent off in the final for headbutting another player.

Hey guys - I also know and can explain the off-side rule :D

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

Quite possible one of the oldest jokes I know and one of the few that I can actually post here without getting kicked off :D

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

Number 1 rule of a joke. If you have to explain it, it isn't funny lol :D

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

Thanks :o

:D

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

I know but poor HWP does feel a bit left out. You have to speak a bit slowly for her ;)

And the joke can't be that old if it refers to Zidane's headbutt! But I'll let you off this time. :)

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

It was around before the headbutt, but any excuse for a bad joke and I'm there :D
HWP, Sophie Ellis Bextor had a famous Mum - Janet Ellis, she got kicked off of a very well known kids program called Blue Peter for being a pregnant and not married back in the 80s! Not sure if she was pregnant with Sophie Ellis Bextor or not, but there you go. These days presenters get kicked off Blue Peter for taking coke :D
Blue Peter still holds one of my all time favorite memories, they had a garden and some kids smashed it up! Lots of tears on TV as some of the fish got killed. As a kid and even now it was possibly the funniest thing ever on TV:D

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

a friend of mine is obsessed with sophie ellis bextor.

personally, I think she looks like david coulthard in drag

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

Noooooo, everyone knows that the funniest moment on Blue Peter was the elephant peeing everywhere in the studio - or maybe I'm a lot older than you :D

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

:p

I type loudly. :D

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

Can you do LBW too?

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

Anybody that can explain the rules of cricket to a foreigner deserves a medal. ;)

Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
 

No - cricket is too slow for me. I'm a fast lady :D