Sophie Ellis Bextor

Old Jul 13th 2006, 1:27 pm
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Being found dead at a famous French footballers house
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Apparently it's murder on Zidane's floor
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Originally Posted by Bleech
Being found dead at a famous French footballers house
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Apparently it's murder on Zidane's floor
"TAXI!"
OUCH, I wouldn't even admit to knowing that one!!
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I soooooooo don't get it!
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Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
I soooooooo don't get it!
Here we go again HWP, I will have to explain to you again

Sophie Ellis Bextor had a song ' Its murder on the dance floor' - therefore if you misspronounce 'Zidane's floor'.........

PS Zidane being the French footballer sent off in the final for headbutting another player.

Hey guys - I also know and can explain the off-side rule
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Quite possible one of the oldest jokes I know and one of the few that I can actually post here without getting kicked off
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Here we go again HWP, I will have to explain to you again

Sophie Ellis Bextor had a song ' Its murder on the dance floor' - therefore if you misspronounce 'Zidane's floor'.........

PS Zidane being the French footballer sent off in the final for headbutting another player.

Hey guys - I also know and can explain the off-side rule
Number 1 rule of a joke. If you have to explain it, it isn't funny lol
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Here we go again HWP, I will have to explain to you again
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Number 1 rule of a joke. If you have to explain it, it isn't funny lol
I know but poor HWP does feel a bit left out. You have to speak a bit slowly for her

And the joke can't be that old if it refers to Zidane's headbutt! But I'll let you off this time.
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I know but poor HWP does feel a bit left out. You have to speak a bit slowly for her

And the joke can't be that old if it refers to Zidane's headbutt! But I'll let you off this time.

It was around before the headbutt, but any excuse for a bad joke and I'm there
HWP, Sophie Ellis Bextor had a famous Mum - Janet Ellis, she got kicked off of a very well known kids program called Blue Peter for being a pregnant and not married back in the 80s! Not sure if she was pregnant with Sophie Ellis Bextor or not, but there you go. These days presenters get kicked off Blue Peter for taking coke
Blue Peter still holds one of my all time favorite memories, they had a garden and some kids smashed it up! Lots of tears on TV as some of the fish got killed. As a kid and even now it was possibly the funniest thing ever on TV

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a friend of mine is obsessed with sophie ellis bextor.

personally, I think she looks like david coulthard in drag
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Blue Peter still holds one of my all time favorite memories, they had a garden and some kids smashed it up! Lots of tears on TV as some of the fish got killed. As a kid and even now it was possibly the funniest thing ever on TV
Noooooo, everyone knows that the funniest moment on Blue Peter was the elephant peeing everywhere in the studio - or maybe I'm a lot older than you
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I know but poor HWP does feel a bit left out. You have to speak a bit slowly for her


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Hey guys - I also know and can explain the off-side rule
Can you do LBW too?
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Can you do LBW too?
Anybody that can explain the rules of cricket to a foreigner deserves a medal.
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Can you do LBW too?
No - cricket is too slow for me. I'm a fast lady
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