Sophie Ellis Bextor
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Sophie Ellis Bextor
Being found dead at a famous French footballers house
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Apparently it's murder on Zidane's floor
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Apparently it's murder on Zidane's floor
"TAXI!"
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Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by Bleech
Being found dead at a famous French footballers house
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Apparently it's murder on Zidane's floor
"TAXI!"
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Apparently it's murder on Zidane's floor
"TAXI!"
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Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by hot wasabi peas
I soooooooo don't get it!
Sophie Ellis Bextor had a song ' Its murder on the dance floor' - therefore if you misspronounce 'Zidane's floor'.........
PS Zidane being the French footballer sent off in the final for headbutting another player.
Hey guys - I also know and can explain the off-side rule
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Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Quite possible one of the oldest jokes I know and one of the few that I can actually post here without getting kicked off
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Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by IceMaiden
Here we go again HWP, I will have to explain to you again
Sophie Ellis Bextor had a song ' Its murder on the dance floor' - therefore if you misspronounce 'Zidane's floor'.........
PS Zidane being the French footballer sent off in the final for headbutting another player.
Hey guys - I also know and can explain the off-side rule
Sophie Ellis Bextor had a song ' Its murder on the dance floor' - therefore if you misspronounce 'Zidane's floor'.........
PS Zidane being the French footballer sent off in the final for headbutting another player.
Hey guys - I also know and can explain the off-side rule
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 7,715
Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by IceMaiden
Here we go again HWP, I will have to explain to you again
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Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by Bleech
Number 1 rule of a joke. If you have to explain it, it isn't funny lol
And the joke can't be that old if it refers to Zidane's headbutt! But I'll let you off this time.
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Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by IceMaiden
I know but poor HWP does feel a bit left out. You have to speak a bit slowly for her
And the joke can't be that old if it refers to Zidane's headbutt! But I'll let you off this time.
And the joke can't be that old if it refers to Zidane's headbutt! But I'll let you off this time.
It was around before the headbutt, but any excuse for a bad joke and I'm there
HWP, Sophie Ellis Bextor had a famous Mum - Janet Ellis, she got kicked off of a very well known kids program called Blue Peter for being a pregnant and not married back in the 80s! Not sure if she was pregnant with Sophie Ellis Bextor or not, but there you go. These days presenters get kicked off Blue Peter for taking coke
Blue Peter still holds one of my all time favorite memories, they had a garden and some kids smashed it up! Lots of tears on TV as some of the fish got killed. As a kid and even now it was possibly the funniest thing ever on TV
Last edited by Bleech; Jul 13th 2006 at 1:58 pm.
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Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
a friend of mine is obsessed with sophie ellis bextor.
personally, I think she looks like david coulthard in drag
personally, I think she looks like david coulthard in drag
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Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by Bleech
Blue Peter still holds one of my all time favorite memories, they had a garden and some kids smashed it up! Lots of tears on TV as some of the fish got killed. As a kid and even now it was possibly the funniest thing ever on TV
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 7,715
Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by IceMaiden
I know but poor HWP does feel a bit left out. You have to speak a bit slowly for her
I type loudly.
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Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by IceMaiden
Hey guys - I also know and can explain the off-side rule
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Joined: Dec 2005
Location: In Limbo
Posts: 15,706
Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by iaink
Can you do LBW too?
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Re: Sophie Ellis Bextor
Originally Posted by iaink
Can you do LBW too?