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printer Jan 11th 2010 3:05 pm

Snow Erections
 
It seems to me that when there is snow around the Canadians and the Brits treat it completely differently. Canadians see it as an inconvenience and just shovel it. We have only seen one snowman since being here.
The Brits on the other hand are very creative but ordinary snowmen seem to have given way to giant knobs, couples engaging in sex (great one on facebook) and many other perculiar and perverse things.
Maybe it's just because they don't see the white stuff too often eh?

Alberta_Rose Jan 11th 2010 3:23 pm

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Snowmen are difficult to build with the sort of snow we usually get.

They end up looking like this: http://www.openappledumb.com/Images/SnowHut_pile.jpg

With some determination though, they can end up looking like this: http://www.jasonbarbacovi.com/images/snow/P1010867.jpg :D

bsmith Jan 11th 2010 5:32 pm

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Originally Posted by Alberta_Rose (Post 8240259)
Snowmen are difficult to build with the sort of snow we usually get.

They end up looking like this: http://www.openappledumb.com/Images/SnowHut_pile.jpg

With some determination though, they can end up looking like this: http://www.jasonbarbacovi.com/images/snow/P1010867.jpg :D

....Wow, what a massive cock in that second shot!

Was the choice of this picture some sort of visual Freudian slip after reading the first post Rose? ;)

Alberta_Rose Jan 11th 2010 5:35 pm

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Originally Posted by bsmith (Post 8240446)
....Wow, what a massive cock in that second shot!

Was the choice of this picture some sort of visual Freudian slip after reading the first post Rose? ;)

I'm not sayin'! :p:sneaky:;):rofl:

Bleepedy Bloops Jan 11th 2010 5:39 pm

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http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2...20Massacre.jpg

ClanickP Jan 11th 2010 6:57 pm

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It must be the latest novelty in the UK. Last week whilst driving down the street we noticed what was a snowman on the side of the street but as we got closer it turned out to be a 6 foot well sculptured penis. We didn't show the kids. The wife and I were pissing ourselves though. Obviously the work from some of the local art students. Wish I had piccy to post.:)

Piff Poff Jan 12th 2010 1:38 am

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Yesterday would have been the first good snowman building day we have had so far this year - it was warm enough to melt the snow and make it stick together. It's now all frozen over again and has a crispy shell, it may be snowmanable later but probably not. You tend to see more ice forts than snowmen:(

Oink Jan 12th 2010 3:11 am

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I like this one. Not sure why he needs a stick though.


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/19...d4d6085be5.jpg

spankysparkle Jan 12th 2010 3:42 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 8241447)
I like this one. Not sure why he needs a stick though.


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/19...d4d6085be5.jpg

to beat the guy who wants to roast him

Linda P Jan 12th 2010 3:49 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 8241447)
I like this one. Not sure why he needs a stick though.


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/75/19...d4d6085be5.jpg

It's Pigsy from Monkey Magic!!!!


Linda

Oink Jan 12th 2010 3:53 am

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Originally Posted by Linda P (Post 8241618)
It's Pigsy from Monkey Magic!!!!


Linda

No, he's now the chef at my local sushi place.

spankysparkle Jan 12th 2010 3:54 am

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i do like big erections. here is one i made recently

Nu-Shooz Jan 12th 2010 4:01 am

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Originally Posted by ClanickP (Post 8240552)
Wish I had piccy to post.:)

Here's one i made earlier;)

spankysparkle Jan 12th 2010 4:07 am

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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 8241673)
Here's one i made earlier;)

isn't it beautiful? does it have a name?

Nu-Shooz Jan 12th 2010 4:16 am

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Originally Posted by spankysparkle (Post 8241709)
isn't it beautiful? does it have a name?

Knobhead;)

What's yours called?

Confucius Jan 12th 2010 4:17 am

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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 8241673)
Here's one i made earlier;)

I'm sure you didn't even have to touch it to make it like that...

Nu-Shooz Jan 12th 2010 4:18 am

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 8241765)
I'm sure you didn't even have to touch it to make it like that...

I put my heart and soul, sweat and guts into that magnificent erection:sneaky:

Confucius Jan 12th 2010 4:20 am

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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 8241770)
I put my heart and soul, sweat and guts into that magnificent erection:sneaky:

Of course...It's as tall as you are...

Nu-Shooz Jan 12th 2010 4:22 am

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Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 8241778)
Of course...It's as tall as you are...

What would you sculpt out of snow?

Confucius Jan 12th 2010 4:24 am

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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 8241787)
What would you sculpt out of snow?

A time machine...

printer Jan 12th 2010 4:06 pm

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I rest my case. :lol:

spankysparkle Jan 12th 2010 8:41 pm

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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 8241762)
Knobhead;)

What's yours called?

:rofl::rofl:

J-Lo :ohmy:

Nu-Shooz Jan 12th 2010 8:45 pm

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Originally Posted by spankysparkle (Post 8243991)
:rofl::rofl:

J-Lo :ohmy:

I couldn't work the second pic out really!! what is it? J-Lo laid on her belly with no legs and big tits sticking out:unsure:

spankysparkle Jan 12th 2010 9:23 pm

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Originally Posted by Nu-Shooz (Post 8244000)
I couldn't work the second pic out really!! what is it? J-Lo laid on her belly with no legs and big tits sticking out:unsure:

yip, J-Lo on her belly. you can't see her legs because that's where the driveway drops down. anyway, it's the arse and boobs that count ;)


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